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Meisjes met rode haren....
vrijdag 29 september 2023 om 17:45
Ik las laatst een opmerking van een van de posters over een kinderliedje van vroeger: hup de meisjes zijn niets , hup de jongens zijn niets. Ze / hij / het was nogal verontwaardigd, want dit lies is is nog al seksistisch.
Nu hoorde ik net het liedje "Meisjes met rode haren..." Dat kan toch niet. Hoe seksistisch wil je het hebben?
Nu hoorde ik net het liedje "Meisjes met rode haren..." Dat kan toch niet. Hoe seksistisch wil je het hebben?
vrijdag 29 september 2023 om 22:32
De originele tekst is van Heart. All I want to do is make love to you.
He brought the woman out of me
So many times, easily
And in the mornin' when he woke
All I left him was a note
Over het misbruiken van een wildvreemde man om zwanger te worden
vrijdag 29 september 2023 om 22:36
I know you're really proud, cause you think you're well-hung,
But I think it's time you learn how to use your tongue.
You say you want things to be even and you want things to be fair,
But you're afraid to get your teeth caught in my pubic hair.
If you're lying there expecting me to suck your dick,
You're going to have to give me more than just a token lick.
Well, you may not like it but you better learn how,
'Cause it's your turn now.
Now, you suck, suck it hard, go down baby.
You suck, lick it hard, and move your tongue around.
But I think it's time you learn how to use your tongue.
You say you want things to be even and you want things to be fair,
But you're afraid to get your teeth caught in my pubic hair.
If you're lying there expecting me to suck your dick,
You're going to have to give me more than just a token lick.
Well, you may not like it but you better learn how,
'Cause it's your turn now.
Now, you suck, suck it hard, go down baby.
You suck, lick it hard, and move your tongue around.
Wanna grow up to be
Be a debaser
Be a debaser
vrijdag 29 september 2023 om 22:37
"And you could treat me like a Buddha and bow your head"
Go see the dochter, Kool moe dee
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SH5a-deHquc
Go see the dochter, Kool moe dee
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SH5a-deHquc
vrijdag 29 september 2023 om 22:51
What what (in the butt)?Chienandalou schreef: ↑29-09-2023 22:32Me so horny?
https://youtu.be/bmSH7PZduYw?si=hQw4EoycyE67YPAw
Je vraagt je wel eens af: 'Waar hebben wij het aan verdiend?
vrijdag 29 september 2023 om 22:54
Murgatroyd schreef: ↑29-09-2023 22:50Lie Steady
Rest your head on me
I'll smooth it nicely
Rub it better, 'til it bleeds
PJJust take my hand you'll be my bride
Just take that fruit put it inside
You snake you dog you fake you liar
I've burned my hands I'm in the fire
Oh
You salty dog you filthy liar
My heart it aches I'm in the fire
You snake I ate a true belief
Your rotten fruit inside of me
Wanna grow up to be
Be a debaser
Be a debaser
vrijdag 29 september 2023 om 22:56
Put this pussy right in yo' face
Swipe your nose like a credit card
Hop on top, I want a ride
I do a kegel while it's inside
Spit in my mouth, look at my eyes
This pussy is wet, come take a dive
Tie me up like I'm surprised
Let's role-play, I wear a disguise
I want you to park that big Mack truck right in this little garage
Make it cream, make me scream
Swipe your nose like a credit card
Hop on top, I want a ride
I do a kegel while it's inside
Spit in my mouth, look at my eyes
This pussy is wet, come take a dive
Tie me up like I'm surprised
Let's role-play, I wear a disguise
I want you to park that big Mack truck right in this little garage
Make it cream, make me scream
Wanna grow up to be
Be a debaser
Be a debaser
vrijdag 29 september 2023 om 23:19
vrijdag 29 september 2023 om 23:28
Wat minder subtiel.
I know you're really proud, cause you think you're well-hung,
But I think it's time you learn how to use your tongue.
You say you want things to be even and you want things to be fair,
But you're afraid to get your teeth caught in my pubic hair.
If you're lying there expecting me to suck your dick,
You're going to have to give me more than just a token lick.
Well, you may not like it but you better learn how,
'Cause it's your turn now.
Now, you suck, suck it hard, go down baby.
You suck, lick it hard, and move your tongue around.
If you're worried about babies, you can lower your risk-
By giving me that special cunnilingus kiss.
It's on your face that I'm gonna sit.
You can wiggle, you can jiggle your tongue on my clit.
Don't worry about making me have an orgasm.
Just take your time and do it with enthusiasm.
I can tell it's making you scared jut thinking of it,
But you better learn to love it.
Now, you suck, suck it hard, go down baby.
You suck, lick it hard, and move your tongue around.
When you hear safe sex, you snicker under your breath.
We got to take cover, we're flirting with death.
Aids is our problem, we've got to talk.
Break out your dental dam and your latex sock.
I'm your latex lover wrapped like a gift,
Got my microwave plastic wrap heating up my clit.
Dinners on, get busy with my booty.
Got a couple of flavors, sweet licorice and fruity.
I know you're sad, luscious pussy with a cover.
I'm aching, too, we can't taste each other.
There's no slacking off with an unprotected stroke.
This ain't no joke.
Now, you suck, suck it hard, go down baby.
You suck, lick it hard, and move your tongue around.
Sisters, you've got the power, use it.
You brought a condom, right?
Huh?
I'm unprotected.
Ain't you on the pill?
Oh, that was great and everything, but you know
I think it's your turn to go down on me.
I'm tired, I'm tired.
What do you mean your tired?
Come on baby, come on.
No, no, that's awful, that taste-terrible.
You asshole, you shit.
Well, I know you think it's a real drag,
To suck my cunt when I'm on the rag.
Quit making up stories, yeah give me a break.
'Cause I really don't believe that you got a headache.
You tell me it's gross to suck my yeast infection.
How do you think I feel when I gag on your erection? (uh!)
Your wasting your tongue with lame excuses,
Get your face between my thighs.
Now, you suck, suck it hard, go down baby.
You suck, lick it hard, and move your tongue around.
I know you're really proud, cause you think you're well-hung,
But I think it's time you learn how to use your tongue.
You say you want things to be even and you want things to be fair,
But you're afraid to get your teeth caught in my pubic hair.
If you're lying there expecting me to suck your dick,
You're going to have to give me more than just a token lick.
Well, you may not like it but you better learn how,
'Cause it's your turn now.
Now, you suck, suck it hard, go down baby.
You suck, lick it hard, and move your tongue around.
If you're worried about babies, you can lower your risk-
By giving me that special cunnilingus kiss.
It's on your face that I'm gonna sit.
You can wiggle, you can jiggle your tongue on my clit.
Don't worry about making me have an orgasm.
Just take your time and do it with enthusiasm.
I can tell it's making you scared jut thinking of it,
But you better learn to love it.
Now, you suck, suck it hard, go down baby.
You suck, lick it hard, and move your tongue around.
When you hear safe sex, you snicker under your breath.
We got to take cover, we're flirting with death.
Aids is our problem, we've got to talk.
Break out your dental dam and your latex sock.
I'm your latex lover wrapped like a gift,
Got my microwave plastic wrap heating up my clit.
Dinners on, get busy with my booty.
Got a couple of flavors, sweet licorice and fruity.
I know you're sad, luscious pussy with a cover.
I'm aching, too, we can't taste each other.
There's no slacking off with an unprotected stroke.
This ain't no joke.
Now, you suck, suck it hard, go down baby.
You suck, lick it hard, and move your tongue around.
Sisters, you've got the power, use it.
You brought a condom, right?
Huh?
I'm unprotected.
Ain't you on the pill?
Oh, that was great and everything, but you know
I think it's your turn to go down on me.
I'm tired, I'm tired.
What do you mean your tired?
Come on baby, come on.
No, no, that's awful, that taste-terrible.
You asshole, you shit.
Well, I know you think it's a real drag,
To suck my cunt when I'm on the rag.
Quit making up stories, yeah give me a break.
'Cause I really don't believe that you got a headache.
You tell me it's gross to suck my yeast infection.
How do you think I feel when I gag on your erection? (uh!)
Your wasting your tongue with lame excuses,
Get your face between my thighs.
Now, you suck, suck it hard, go down baby.
You suck, lick it hard, and move your tongue around.
Je zeurt, bemoei je met je eigen stof.
vrijdag 29 september 2023 om 23:30
Spuit 11nbk schreef: ↑29-09-2023 23:28Wat minder subtiel.
I know you're really proud, cause you think you're well-hung,
But I think it's time you learn how to use your tongue.
You say you want things to be even and you want things to be fair,
But you're afraid to get your teeth caught in my pubic hair.
If you're lying there expecting me to suck your dick,
You're going to have to give me more than just a token lick.
Well, you may not like it but you better learn how,
'Cause it's your turn now.
Now, you suck, suck it hard, go down baby.
You suck, lick it hard, and move your tongue around.
If you're worried about babies, you can lower your risk-
By giving me that special cunnilingus kiss.
It's on your face that I'm gonna sit.
You can wiggle, you can jiggle your tongue on my clit.
Don't worry about making me have an orgasm.
Just take your time and do it with enthusiasm.
I can tell it's making you scared jut thinking of it,
But you better learn to love it.
Now, you suck, suck it hard, go down baby.
You suck, lick it hard, and move your tongue around.
When you hear safe sex, you snicker under your breath.
We got to take cover, we're flirting with death.
Aids is our problem, we've got to talk.
Break out your dental dam and your latex sock.
I'm your latex lover wrapped like a gift,
Got my microwave plastic wrap heating up my clit.
Dinners on, get busy with my booty.
Got a couple of flavors, sweet licorice and fruity.
I know you're sad, luscious pussy with a cover.
I'm aching, too, we can't taste each other.
There's no slacking off with an unprotected stroke.
This ain't no joke.
Now, you suck, suck it hard, go down baby.
You suck, lick it hard, and move your tongue around.
Sisters, you've got the power, use it.
You brought a condom, right?
Huh?
I'm unprotected.
Ain't you on the pill?
Oh, that was great and everything, but you know
I think it's your turn to go down on me.
I'm tired, I'm tired.
What do you mean your tired?
Come on baby, come on.
No, no, that's awful, that taste-terrible.
You asshole, you shit.
Well, I know you think it's a real drag,
To suck my cunt when I'm on the rag.
Quit making up stories, yeah give me a break.
'Cause I really don't believe that you got a headache.
You tell me it's gross to suck my yeast infection.
How do you think I feel when I gag on your erection? (uh!)
Your wasting your tongue with lame excuses,
Get your face between my thighs.
Now, you suck, suck it hard, go down baby.
You suck, lick it hard, and move your tongue around.
Wanna grow up to be
Be a debaser
Be a debaser
vrijdag 29 september 2023 om 23:39
Keith Sweat weet wat consent is.
https://youtu.be/Ry6XUsow4Vg?si=3bNbVuvn75KC5yJj
https://youtu.be/Ry6XUsow4Vg?si=3bNbVuvn75KC5yJj
Wanna grow up to be
Be a debaser
Be a debaser
vrijdag 29 september 2023 om 23:52
Ah ja, Heart! Maar die tekst is nog erger eigenlijk.
vrijdag 29 september 2023 om 23:54
Chienandalou schreef: ↑29-09-2023 22:32Me so horny?
https://youtu.be/bmSH7PZduYw?si=hQw4EoycyE67YPAw
Is 'm niet. Maar moest er net wel aan denken. Zo'n soort tekst was het. Volgens mij waren het vrouwen die het liedje zongen.
vrijdag 29 september 2023 om 23:58
Murgatroyd schreef: ↑29-09-2023 23:03Dit zijn natuurlijk niet echt meer liedjes waarvan we altijd dachten dat ze onschuldig waren
Dit zijn inderdaad gewoon ronduit niet-onschuldige nummers.
Ik hoop nog op wat meer nummers die iedereen kent en waar een verborgen 'foute boodschap' in zit!
zaterdag 30 september 2023 om 00:02
Dat is al meer dan 30 haar geleden (oh gut, dat klinkt ou-oud!) Wat later nog. Tussen 2000 en 2005 2004 en 2009 gok ik. Gaat een lange nacht worden zo.
anoniem_65cb27049b5a8 wijzigde dit bericht op 30-09-2023 00:45
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zaterdag 30 september 2023 om 00:09
zaterdag 30 september 2023 om 00:16
Ik had even hoop. Maar nee. Het is ook meer een vrolijker nummer dacht ik, wat kinderen fonetisch ook mee kunnen zingen.
Ik kan me herinneren dat de dochter van mijn broer dit aan het zingen was achterin de auto met een vriendinnetje. En dat hij mij hierover vertelde. Hij had gevraagd aan die meiden of ze wel wisten wat ze zongen. Ze hadden geen idee natuurlijk. Maar het klonk zo leuk.
Las Ketchup-achtig of zo.
zaterdag 30 september 2023 om 00:17
Misschien biedt een James Blunt quote soelaas?
"You’re Beautiful’ is not this soft romantic f—g song. It’s about a guy who’s high as a f—g kite on drugs in the subway stalking someone else’s girlfriend when that guy is there in front of him, and he should be locked up or put in prison for being some kind of perv."
Je vraagt je wel eens af: 'Waar hebben wij het aan verdiend?
zaterdag 30 september 2023 om 00:24
Murgatroyd schreef: ↑30-09-2023 00:17Misschien biedt een James Blunt quote soelaas?
"You’re Beautiful’ is not this soft romantic f—g song. It’s about a guy who’s high as a f—g kite on drugs in the subway stalking someone else’s girlfriend when that guy is there in front of him, and he should be locked up or put in prison for being some kind of perv."
Oké, oké, dit benadert het al. Goed bezig.
Nog iets in de aanbieding uit het Nederlandse repertoire van vóór 1980 bijvoorbeeld? Zou mijn hoogbejaarde moeder wel eens willen laten lachen als ik haar wijs op een bekend liedje wat opeens schunnig blijkt te zijn.
zaterdag 30 september 2023 om 00:25
You are my sunshine (my only sunshine) is ook wat minder lieflijk dan het op het eerste gezicht lijkt:
Verse 2
I'll always love you and make you happy
If you will only say the same
But if you leave me to love another
You'll regret it all some day
Verse 2
I'll always love you and make you happy
If you will only say the same
But if you leave me to love another
You'll regret it all some day
Je vraagt je wel eens af: 'Waar hebben wij het aan verdiend?
zaterdag 30 september 2023 om 00:27
https://damespraatjes.nl/ik-ben-in-shoc ... -betekent/
Je vraagt je wel eens af: 'Waar hebben wij het aan verdiend?
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