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woensdag 30 januari 2008 om 09:20
woensdag 30 januari 2008 om 09:48
<---------- Need I say more??
Wij hebben LB 1tm 3 en doen de hele dag niets anders dan quoten.
Laatst in de supermarkt:
Pakjesman: I want that one..... ( wijst op zalm)
Pakje : But you hate salmon!!
Pakjesman: Yeah I know....
Zo gaat dit bij ons de hele dag door.
Echt, het is little britain voor, little britain na. Ik kan ook niet wachten tot Little America uitkomt...
Gooddaaaaaay...... * kuch*
Wij hebben LB 1tm 3 en doen de hele dag niets anders dan quoten.
Laatst in de supermarkt:
Pakjesman: I want that one..... ( wijst op zalm)
Pakje : But you hate salmon!!
Pakjesman: Yeah I know....
Zo gaat dit bij ons de hele dag door.
Echt, het is little britain voor, little britain na. Ik kan ook niet wachten tot Little America uitkomt...
Gooddaaaaaay...... * kuch*
woensdag 30 januari 2008 om 09:57
woensdag 30 januari 2008 om 10:05
woensdag 30 januari 2008 om 10:39
VICKY POLLARD
ADDRESS: Dur - I live with my mum - init!
TELEPHONE: Yeah right, I aint givin' you my number!
EMAIL: yeh_but_no_but_yeh_but@hotmail.com
ACADEMIC QUALIFICATIONS
Yeah but, no but, yeah but, what it was right, I sat next to Kelly Smith and she totally copied off me cos I told everyone about her wanking off Kevin smith outside McDonalds but Mrs Dodson like TOTALLY busted ME for it and said I was cheating and OH MY GOD I so cant believe she did that cos anyway everyone knows she's a lezzer.
EXPERIENCE
1996 - Pregnant
1997 - Pregnant again
1998 - Pregnant again
1999 - Pregnant again
2000 - South London young offenders institute
Yeh but, no but, yeh but, no but, what it was right, I never done nothin' right but Sharon Gordon said I stole that money from Mr Jackson wallet but I never did it right and anyway it was only 20 quid so she's a slag and she just hates me cos I told everyone about that time when she shat herself on the bus on that school trip to Blackpool
2001 - McDonalds
Responsibilities - Serving burgers and fries and that
Achievements - Ate 12 Big Macs a day
I never spat in them burgers - they was well out of order for firing me that is so unfair! This is like, well sexual harassment! God, this is exactly like the time Miss Rennig, who everyone knows is a total lesbian, made Candice Burton stay behind after PE, started telling her off for gobbing on Sunita Geschwani's hair. But everyone knows she only made her stay late because she wanted to get off with her, cuz when she was telling her off her legs were wide open and Candice reckons she could see her spider.
2002 - Pregnant again
2003 - Burger King
Responsibilities - Serving Burgers and fries and that
Achievements - Ate 13 Whoppers a day
Stop giving me evils! I never put tampons in the burgers - they was well out of order for firing me
2004 - South London young offenders institute again
What it was right, I never done nothin' right but Pauline Jackson said I put tampons in the burgers but I never did and anyway it was only that one time and Kevin Hops TOTALLY deserved it right cos he told everyone that I got fingered by Wayne Daniels outside wimpy but anyway he didn't even finger me he stuck it up my arse hole and he's just jealous cos everyone knows he's a puff
2005 - On welfare
2006 - South London young offenders institute again
Yeh but, no but, what it was right, I never done nothin' right but Tara Watson said I nicked her stereo right but I never nicked nuthin right and anyway it was only some shitty AKAI so she's a slag and she just hates me cos she's a lezzer and I told everyone about that time when she got fishy fingered by Kelly Smith behind the Little Chef in Brixton and anyway don't listen to her coz everyone knows her fanny goes sideways.
ADDRESS: Dur - I live with my mum - init!
TELEPHONE: Yeah right, I aint givin' you my number!
EMAIL: yeh_but_no_but_yeh_but@hotmail.com
ACADEMIC QUALIFICATIONS
Yeah but, no but, yeah but, what it was right, I sat next to Kelly Smith and she totally copied off me cos I told everyone about her wanking off Kevin smith outside McDonalds but Mrs Dodson like TOTALLY busted ME for it and said I was cheating and OH MY GOD I so cant believe she did that cos anyway everyone knows she's a lezzer.
EXPERIENCE
1996 - Pregnant
1997 - Pregnant again
1998 - Pregnant again
1999 - Pregnant again
2000 - South London young offenders institute
Yeh but, no but, yeh but, no but, what it was right, I never done nothin' right but Sharon Gordon said I stole that money from Mr Jackson wallet but I never did it right and anyway it was only 20 quid so she's a slag and she just hates me cos I told everyone about that time when she shat herself on the bus on that school trip to Blackpool
2001 - McDonalds
Responsibilities - Serving burgers and fries and that
Achievements - Ate 12 Big Macs a day
I never spat in them burgers - they was well out of order for firing me that is so unfair! This is like, well sexual harassment! God, this is exactly like the time Miss Rennig, who everyone knows is a total lesbian, made Candice Burton stay behind after PE, started telling her off for gobbing on Sunita Geschwani's hair. But everyone knows she only made her stay late because she wanted to get off with her, cuz when she was telling her off her legs were wide open and Candice reckons she could see her spider.
2002 - Pregnant again
2003 - Burger King
Responsibilities - Serving Burgers and fries and that
Achievements - Ate 13 Whoppers a day
Stop giving me evils! I never put tampons in the burgers - they was well out of order for firing me
2004 - South London young offenders institute again
What it was right, I never done nothin' right but Pauline Jackson said I put tampons in the burgers but I never did and anyway it was only that one time and Kevin Hops TOTALLY deserved it right cos he told everyone that I got fingered by Wayne Daniels outside wimpy but anyway he didn't even finger me he stuck it up my arse hole and he's just jealous cos everyone knows he's a puff
2005 - On welfare
2006 - South London young offenders institute again
Yeh but, no but, what it was right, I never done nothin' right but Tara Watson said I nicked her stereo right but I never nicked nuthin right and anyway it was only some shitty AKAI so she's a slag and she just hates me cos she's a lezzer and I told everyone about that time when she got fishy fingered by Kelly Smith behind the Little Chef in Brixton and anyway don't listen to her coz everyone knows her fanny goes sideways.
woensdag 30 januari 2008 om 10:42
Gaaf, heb niet meer het gevoel dat ik de enige Nederlandse fan ben!!!
Las net dit op het web:
Momenteel werken David & Matt aan een Amerikaanse versie van het programma, Little Britain USA, met oude en nieuwe typetjes- speciaal gericht op de Amerikaanse markt. De reeks wordt uitgezonden in 2008 door HBO. Een hele resem personages uit de Britse reeks zullen ook hun opwachting maken in de Amerikaanse: zo zal Vicky Pollard naar een boot camp gestuurd worden, Daffyd Thomas zal naar de universiteit gaan, Sebastian Love wordt eerste minister en verliefd op de Amerikaanse President en Lou & Andy zullen op zoek gaan naar een priester die Andy kan genezen
Las net dit op het web:
Momenteel werken David & Matt aan een Amerikaanse versie van het programma, Little Britain USA, met oude en nieuwe typetjes- speciaal gericht op de Amerikaanse markt. De reeks wordt uitgezonden in 2008 door HBO. Een hele resem personages uit de Britse reeks zullen ook hun opwachting maken in de Amerikaanse: zo zal Vicky Pollard naar een boot camp gestuurd worden, Daffyd Thomas zal naar de universiteit gaan, Sebastian Love wordt eerste minister en verliefd op de Amerikaanse President en Lou & Andy zullen op zoek gaan naar een priester die Andy kan genezen
