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zondag 23 oktober 2022 om 21:01
Soms zing je een liedje mee en ineens denk je: wat zing ik eigenlijk! Dit is echt heel schandalig/vrouwonvriendelijk/seksistisch/lelijk. En dan? Zing je dan verder, of stop je met luisteren? Welke liedjes komen bij jou op als je denkt aan schandalige liedjes? Ik vind het erg interessant hoe het perspectief ook per land wisselt, wat in Duitsland niet kan, zou hier bijvoorbeeld wel kunnen. En luister je ook naar liedjes van zangers/zangeressen van wie je weet dat ze niet deugen?
Natuurlijk is dit een verkapt linkjestopic, maar wel een met een maatschappelijk verantwoorde ondertoon
Natuurlijk is dit een verkapt linkjestopic, maar wel een met een maatschappelijk verantwoorde ondertoon
zondag 23 oktober 2022 om 23:09
And if you cry, I’m gonna push it some more…
Ik dacht destijds al “ben ik nou gek?” Toen dat een hit was. Vond het zo’n onaangename tekst.
En in tegenstelling tot veel andere liedjes hier genoemd klonk het me niet cynisch of ironisch in de oren.
Bv Pussy van Rammstein is voor iedereen die Rammstein een béetje kent duidelijk dat dat een vette knipoog is. Zie ook hun niet bepaald subtiele andere nummers zoals Dicke Titten.
zondag 23 oktober 2022 om 23:13
zondag 23 oktober 2022 om 23:15
En ik floot zo vrolijk mee. Totdat ik erachter kwam dat Whistle over zijn penis ging.
Flo Rida - Whistle
Can you blow my whistle baby, whistle baby
Let me know
Girl I'm gonna show you how to do it
And we start real slow
You just put your lips together
And you come real close
Can you blow my whistle baby, whistle baby
Here we go
I'm betting you like bebop
And I'm betting you love creep mode
And I'm betting you like girls that give love to girls
And stroke your little ego
I bet I'm guilty your honor
But that's how we live in my genre
When I hell I pay rottweiler
There's only one flo, and rida
I'm a damn shame
Order more champagne, pull it down hell stream
Tryna put it on ya
Bet your lips spin back around corner
Slow it down baby take a little longer
Can you blow my whistle baby, whistle baby
Let me know
Girl I'm gonna show you how to do it
And we start real slow
You just put your lips together
And you come real close
Can you blow my whistle baby, whistle baby
Here we go
Whistle baby, whistle baby,
Whistle baby, whistle baby
It's like everywhere I go
My whistle ready to blow
Shorty don't leave a note
She can get any by the low
Permission not approved
It's okay, it's under control
Show me soprano, cause girl you can handle
Baby we start snagging, you come in part clothes
Girl I'm losing wing, my Bugatti the same road
Show me your perfect pitch,
You got it my banjo
Talented with your lips, like you blew out candles
So amusing, now you can make a whistle with the music
Hope you ain't got no issue, you can do it
Give me the perfect picture, never lose it
Flo Rida - Whistle
Can you blow my whistle baby, whistle baby
Let me know
Girl I'm gonna show you how to do it
And we start real slow
You just put your lips together
And you come real close
Can you blow my whistle baby, whistle baby
Here we go
I'm betting you like bebop
And I'm betting you love creep mode
And I'm betting you like girls that give love to girls
And stroke your little ego
I bet I'm guilty your honor
But that's how we live in my genre
When I hell I pay rottweiler
There's only one flo, and rida
I'm a damn shame
Order more champagne, pull it down hell stream
Tryna put it on ya
Bet your lips spin back around corner
Slow it down baby take a little longer
Can you blow my whistle baby, whistle baby
Let me know
Girl I'm gonna show you how to do it
And we start real slow
You just put your lips together
And you come real close
Can you blow my whistle baby, whistle baby
Here we go
Whistle baby, whistle baby,
Whistle baby, whistle baby
It's like everywhere I go
My whistle ready to blow
Shorty don't leave a note
She can get any by the low
Permission not approved
It's okay, it's under control
Show me soprano, cause girl you can handle
Baby we start snagging, you come in part clothes
Girl I'm losing wing, my Bugatti the same road
Show me your perfect pitch,
You got it my banjo
Talented with your lips, like you blew out candles
So amusing, now you can make a whistle with the music
Hope you ain't got no issue, you can do it
Give me the perfect picture, never lose it
Het leven is te kort om te lang op de verkeerde plek te blijven.
zondag 23 oktober 2022 om 23:16
Ik hou van wat hardere muziek, en ik heb nooit zoveel gehad met lieve romantische teksten, dus ik weet eigenlijk nauwelijks waar ik moet beginnen
Ik heb ook geen enkel moraal bezwaar tegen luisteren naar muziek met gewelddadige teksten trouwens, ik vind dat net zoiets als een horrorfilm kijken of een boek lezen over een seriemoordenaar ofzo.
O'Malley's Bar. Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds
With confidence anew
Well the thunder from my steely fist
Made all the glasses jangle
When I shot him, I was so handsome
It was the light, it was the angle
Eat You Alive
Song by Limp Bizkit
Hey you mrs. too good to look my way and that's cool
You don't want nothing at all to do with me
But I want you, ain't nothin' wrong with, wanting you
'Cause I'm a man and I can think what the hell I want
You got that straight?
No doubt that (no doubt)
I'd love to (I'd love)
Sniff on them panties now
I'd eat you alive
I'd eat you alive
I'd eat you alive
I'd eat you alive
Whore
Song by In This Moment
I'm the girl you've been thinking about
The one thing you can't live without
Yeah, I'm the girl you've been waiting for
I'll have you down on your knees
I'll have you begging for more
You probably thought I wouldn't get this far
You thought I'd end up in the back of a car
You probably thought that I'd never escape
I'd be a rat in a cage, I'd be a slave to this place
You don't know how hard I fought to survive
Waking up alone when I was left to die
You don't know about this life I've lived
All these roads I've walked
All these tears I've bled
So how can this be?
You're praying to me
There's a look in your eyes
I know just what that means
I can be, I can be your everything
I can be your whore!
I am the dirt you created
I am your sinner
I am your whore
But let me tell you something baby
You love me for everything you hate me for
Ik heb ook geen enkel moraal bezwaar tegen luisteren naar muziek met gewelddadige teksten trouwens, ik vind dat net zoiets als een horrorfilm kijken of een boek lezen over een seriemoordenaar ofzo.
O'Malley's Bar. Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds
With confidence anew
Well the thunder from my steely fist
Made all the glasses jangle
When I shot him, I was so handsome
It was the light, it was the angle
Eat You Alive
Song by Limp Bizkit
Hey you mrs. too good to look my way and that's cool
You don't want nothing at all to do with me
But I want you, ain't nothin' wrong with, wanting you
'Cause I'm a man and I can think what the hell I want
You got that straight?
No doubt that (no doubt)
I'd love to (I'd love)
Sniff on them panties now
I'd eat you alive
I'd eat you alive
I'd eat you alive
I'd eat you alive
Whore
Song by In This Moment
I'm the girl you've been thinking about
The one thing you can't live without
Yeah, I'm the girl you've been waiting for
I'll have you down on your knees
I'll have you begging for more
You probably thought I wouldn't get this far
You thought I'd end up in the back of a car
You probably thought that I'd never escape
I'd be a rat in a cage, I'd be a slave to this place
You don't know how hard I fought to survive
Waking up alone when I was left to die
You don't know about this life I've lived
All these roads I've walked
All these tears I've bled
So how can this be?
You're praying to me
There's a look in your eyes
I know just what that means
I can be, I can be your everything
I can be your whore!
I am the dirt you created
I am your sinner
I am your whore
But let me tell you something baby
You love me for everything you hate me for
zondag 23 oktober 2022 om 23:16
Correctie: And if you cry OUT I'm gonna push it some more
Oftewel; als je het uitschreeuwt (van genot dus).
Echt niks mis met dat liedje
zondag 23 oktober 2022 om 23:18
Een stalk liedje https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXewIR7Y7cc
One way or another van Blondi
One way, or another, I'm gonna find ya
I'm gonna get ya, get ya, get ya, get ya
One way, or another, I'm gonna win ya
I'm gonna get ya, get ya, get ya, get ya
One way, or another, I'm gonna see ya
I'm gonna meet ya, meet ya, meet ya, meet ya
One day, maybe next week
I'm gonna meet ya, I'm gonna meet ya, I'll meet ya
I will drive past your house
And if the lights are all down
I'll see who's around
One way, or another, I'm gonna find ya
I'm gonna meet ya, meet ya, meet ya, meet ya
One way, or another, I'm gonna win ya, I'll get ya, I'll get ya
One way, or another, I'm gonna see ya
I'm gonna meet ya, meet ya, meet ya, meet ya
One day, maybe next week, I'm gonna meet ya
I'll meet ya, ah
And if the lights are all out
I'll follow your bus downtown
See who's hanging out
One way, or another, I'm gonna lose ya
I'm gonna give you the slip
A slip of the hip or another, I'm gonna lose ya
I'm gonna trick ya, I'll trick ya
One way, or another, I'm gonna lose ya
I'm wanna trick ya, trick ya, trick ya, trick ya
One way, or another, I'm gonna lose ya
I'm gonna give you the slip
I'll walk down the mall, stand over by the wall
Where I can see it all, find out who you call
Lead you to the supermarket checkout
Some specials and rat food, get lost in the crowd
One way, or another, I'm wanna get ya
I'll get ya, I'll get ya, get ya, get ya, get ya (where I can see it all, find out who ya call)
One way, or another, I'm wanna get ya
I'll get ya, I'll get ya, get ya, get ya, get ya (where I can see it all, find out who ya call)
One way, or another, I'm wanna get ya
I'll get ya, I'll get ya, get ya, get ya, get ya (where I can see it all, find out who ya call)
One way, or another, I'm wanna get ya
I'll get ya, I'll get ya, get ya, get ya, get ya (where I can see it all, find out who ya call)
One way, or another, I'm wanna get ya
I'll get ya, I'll get ya, get ya, get ya, get ya (where I can see it all, find out who ya call)
One way, or another, I'm wanna get ya
I'll get ya, I'll get ya, get ya, get ya, get ya (where I can see it all, find out who ya call)
One way, or another...
One way or another van Blondi
One way, or another, I'm gonna find ya
I'm gonna get ya, get ya, get ya, get ya
One way, or another, I'm gonna win ya
I'm gonna get ya, get ya, get ya, get ya
One way, or another, I'm gonna see ya
I'm gonna meet ya, meet ya, meet ya, meet ya
One day, maybe next week
I'm gonna meet ya, I'm gonna meet ya, I'll meet ya
I will drive past your house
And if the lights are all down
I'll see who's around
One way, or another, I'm gonna find ya
I'm gonna meet ya, meet ya, meet ya, meet ya
One way, or another, I'm gonna win ya, I'll get ya, I'll get ya
One way, or another, I'm gonna see ya
I'm gonna meet ya, meet ya, meet ya, meet ya
One day, maybe next week, I'm gonna meet ya
I'll meet ya, ah
And if the lights are all out
I'll follow your bus downtown
See who's hanging out
One way, or another, I'm gonna lose ya
I'm gonna give you the slip
A slip of the hip or another, I'm gonna lose ya
I'm gonna trick ya, I'll trick ya
One way, or another, I'm gonna lose ya
I'm wanna trick ya, trick ya, trick ya, trick ya
One way, or another, I'm gonna lose ya
I'm gonna give you the slip
I'll walk down the mall, stand over by the wall
Where I can see it all, find out who you call
Lead you to the supermarket checkout
Some specials and rat food, get lost in the crowd
One way, or another, I'm wanna get ya
I'll get ya, I'll get ya, get ya, get ya, get ya (where I can see it all, find out who ya call)
One way, or another, I'm wanna get ya
I'll get ya, I'll get ya, get ya, get ya, get ya (where I can see it all, find out who ya call)
One way, or another, I'm wanna get ya
I'll get ya, I'll get ya, get ya, get ya, get ya (where I can see it all, find out who ya call)
One way, or another, I'm wanna get ya
I'll get ya, I'll get ya, get ya, get ya, get ya (where I can see it all, find out who ya call)
One way, or another, I'm wanna get ya
I'll get ya, I'll get ya, get ya, get ya, get ya (where I can see it all, find out who ya call)
One way, or another, I'm wanna get ya
I'll get ya, I'll get ya, get ya, get ya, get ya (where I can see it all, find out who ya call)
One way, or another...
henk-und-roelie wijzigde dit bericht op 23-10-2022 23:26
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Get on, boogie, turnin' me on
(Shine up, shine up) - Doris D And the Pins
(Shine up, shine up) - Doris D And the Pins
zondag 23 oktober 2022 om 23:21
Diane van Therapy?
Is een cover trouwens.
Is een cover trouwens.
anoniem_65cdc6932d812 wijzigde dit bericht op 23-10-2022 23:25
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zondag 23 oktober 2022 om 23:22
En een eng liedje over John Wayne Gacy van Hubert Kah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7elI2Ujv_4
Can I pick you up from school
Can I take a walk with you
Pogo the clown is the man
With the funny red nose
Let me touch your virgin flesh
Why do I get soaking wet
Don't run away little boy
Because your mammy won't know
Your Pogo is here
Time after time
I brought you to laughter
Prince for the night
Oh I need help
Help me out with your life
Can you see my big surprise
Under my obscene disguise
Pogo the clown is the man
With the funny red nose
There's no need to be afraid
I will take you to home again
Don't run away little boy
Because your daddy won't know
Your Pogo is here
Time after time
I birthdays bring laughter
Come here my child
Feel the last of my disease
Just one more game
Take the red or pink balloon
So erotic in your mouth
Provocative and sensuous
Tell me why you lie so still
I won't hurt you I won't kill
Pogo the clown is the man
Who will take off your clothes
Feel the whip on naked skin
Driving him insane again
You can't run away little boy
Because nobody knows
Old Pogo is here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7elI2Ujv_4
Can I pick you up from school
Can I take a walk with you
Pogo the clown is the man
With the funny red nose
Let me touch your virgin flesh
Why do I get soaking wet
Don't run away little boy
Because your mammy won't know
Your Pogo is here
Time after time
I brought you to laughter
Prince for the night
Oh I need help
Help me out with your life
Can you see my big surprise
Under my obscene disguise
Pogo the clown is the man
With the funny red nose
There's no need to be afraid
I will take you to home again
Don't run away little boy
Because your daddy won't know
Your Pogo is here
Time after time
I birthdays bring laughter
Come here my child
Feel the last of my disease
Just one more game
Take the red or pink balloon
So erotic in your mouth
Provocative and sensuous
Tell me why you lie so still
I won't hurt you I won't kill
Pogo the clown is the man
Who will take off your clothes
Feel the whip on naked skin
Driving him insane again
You can't run away little boy
Because nobody knows
Old Pogo is here
Get on, boogie, turnin' me on
(Shine up, shine up) - Doris D And the Pins
(Shine up, shine up) - Doris D And the Pins
zondag 23 oktober 2022 om 23:23
Ik moet altijd wel lachen om het liedje I wanna love you forever van Jessica Simpson. Ze werd altijd gepromoot als het maagdelijke tienermeisje dat in tegenstelling tot Britney Spears haar blote buik niet liet zien. Maar wat zong het braafste zangeresje eigenlijk?
You set my soul at ease
Chased darkness out of view
Left your desperate spell on me
Say you feel it too
I know you do
I've got so much more to give
This can't die, I yearn to live
Pour yourself all over me
And I'll cherish every drop here on my knees
You set my soul at ease
Chased darkness out of view
Left your desperate spell on me
Say you feel it too
I know you do
I've got so much more to give
This can't die, I yearn to live
Pour yourself all over me
And I'll cherish every drop here on my knees
: You're such a fucking whore... I love it. I know you like it more.. I love it..
zondag 23 oktober 2022 om 23:29
Down by the water van PJ Harvey is één van de weinige nummers waar ik pas veel later van doorhad dat het best luguber is (gaat over een vrouw die haar dochter vermoord heeft)
I lost my heart
Under the bridge
To that little girl
So much to me
And now I moan
And now I holler
She'll never know
Just what I found
That blue eyed girl (that blue eyed girl)
She said "No more" (she said "No more")
That blue eyed girl (that blue eyed girl)
Became blue eyed whore (became blue eyed whore)
Down by the water (down by the water)
I took her hand (I took her hand)
Just like my daughter (just like my daughter)
I'll see her again (I'll see her again)
Oh help me Jesus
Come through this storm
I had to lose her
To do her harm
I heard her holler (I heard her holler)
I heard her moan (I heard her moan)
My lovely daughter (my lovely daughter)
I took her home (I took her home)
Little fish, big fish, swimming in the water
Come back here, man, gimme my daughter
Little fish, big fish, swimming in the water
Come back here, man, gimme my daughter
Little fish, big fish, swimming in the water
Come back here, man, gimme my daughter
Little fish, big fish, swimming in the water
Come back here, man, gimme my daughter
Little fish, big fish, swimming in the water
Come back here, man, gimme my daughter
Little fish, big fish, swimming in the water
Come back here, man, gimme my daughter
Little fish, big fish, swimming in the water
Come back here, man, gimme my daughter
Little fish, big fish, swimming in the water
Come back here, man, gimme my daughter
Little fish, big fish, swimming in the water
I lost my heart
Under the bridge
To that little girl
So much to me
And now I moan
And now I holler
She'll never know
Just what I found
That blue eyed girl (that blue eyed girl)
She said "No more" (she said "No more")
That blue eyed girl (that blue eyed girl)
Became blue eyed whore (became blue eyed whore)
Down by the water (down by the water)
I took her hand (I took her hand)
Just like my daughter (just like my daughter)
I'll see her again (I'll see her again)
Oh help me Jesus
Come through this storm
I had to lose her
To do her harm
I heard her holler (I heard her holler)
I heard her moan (I heard her moan)
My lovely daughter (my lovely daughter)
I took her home (I took her home)
Little fish, big fish, swimming in the water
Come back here, man, gimme my daughter
Little fish, big fish, swimming in the water
Come back here, man, gimme my daughter
Little fish, big fish, swimming in the water
Come back here, man, gimme my daughter
Little fish, big fish, swimming in the water
Come back here, man, gimme my daughter
Little fish, big fish, swimming in the water
Come back here, man, gimme my daughter
Little fish, big fish, swimming in the water
Come back here, man, gimme my daughter
Little fish, big fish, swimming in the water
Come back here, man, gimme my daughter
Little fish, big fish, swimming in the water
Come back here, man, gimme my daughter
Little fish, big fish, swimming in the water
anoniem_63680fe92b4c2 wijzigde dit bericht op 23-10-2022 23:31
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zondag 23 oktober 2022 om 23:29
zondag 23 oktober 2022 om 23:35
Mij is ooit verteld dat het over pijnlijke anale seks gaat en de'slang' daarover ook in de tekst is te vinden.GreenLadyFern schreef: ↑23-10-2022 23:16Correctie: And if you cry OUT I'm gonna push it some more
Oftewel; als je het uitschreeuwt (van genot dus).
Echt niks mis met dat liedje
Get on, boogie, turnin' me on
(Shine up, shine up) - Doris D And the Pins
(Shine up, shine up) - Doris D And the Pins
zondag 23 oktober 2022 om 23:36
Even een romantisch liedje tussendoor
Fuck her gently- Tenacious D
https://youtu.be/Pn7oEYe4ePc
-----------
"This is a song for the ladies
But fellas... listen closely
You don't always have to fuck her hard
In fact sometimes that's not right to do
Sometimes you've got to make some love
And fucking give her some smooches too
Sometimes you got to squeeze
Sometimes you got to say please
Sometime you got to say, hey
[Chorus]
I'm gonna fuck you... softly
I'm gonna screw you gently
I'm gonna hump you sweetly
I'm gonna ball you discreetly
And then you say, hey I brought you flowers
And then you say, wait a minute Sally
I think I got something in my teeth
Could you get it out for me?
That's fucking teamwork
What's your favorite posish?
That's cool with me
It's not my favorite
But I'll do it for you
What's your favorite dish?
I'm not gonna cook it
But I'll order it from Zanzibar
[Chorus]
And then I'm gonna love you completely
And then I'll fucking fuck you discreetly
And then I'll fucking bone you completely
But then I'm gonna fuck you hard!
Hard
Fuck her gently- Tenacious D
https://youtu.be/Pn7oEYe4ePc
-----------
"This is a song for the ladies
But fellas... listen closely
You don't always have to fuck her hard
In fact sometimes that's not right to do
Sometimes you've got to make some love
And fucking give her some smooches too
Sometimes you got to squeeze
Sometimes you got to say please
Sometime you got to say, hey
[Chorus]
I'm gonna fuck you... softly
I'm gonna screw you gently
I'm gonna hump you sweetly
I'm gonna ball you discreetly
And then you say, hey I brought you flowers
And then you say, wait a minute Sally
I think I got something in my teeth
Could you get it out for me?
That's fucking teamwork
What's your favorite posish?
That's cool with me
It's not my favorite
But I'll do it for you
What's your favorite dish?
I'm not gonna cook it
But I'll order it from Zanzibar
[Chorus]
And then I'm gonna love you completely
And then I'll fucking fuck you discreetly
And then I'll fucking bone you completely
But then I'm gonna fuck you hard!
Hard
.
zondag 23 oktober 2022 om 23:41
Oh, daar mocht ik absoluut niet naar luisteren van mijn moeder.
Heb ik mij bijzonder weinig van aangetrokken trouwens, niet dat ik een groot fan was, maar als het voorbij kwam luisterde ik gewoon door.
Maar mijn moeder verstond de meeste muziek waar ik naar luisterde volgens mij niet, anders had ze vast nog meer verboden
Die gasten van de bloodhound gang articuleren gewoon te goed
zondag 23 oktober 2022 om 23:44
zondag 23 oktober 2022 om 23:49
En mindless self indulgence, dat was wel het ergste waar ik naar luisterde qua tekst volgens mij (scheldwoorden dan, het geweld in die teksten valt wel mee) maar die hield ik wel zorgvuldig bij mijn ouders vandaan.
Vrijwel al hun nummers zijn aanstootgevend, daar gaat het om, maar even een voorbeeld:
stupid motherfucker - mindless self indulgence
I said,
Is it simple enough for you, does everybody understand, are you all still followin' me
Is it simple enough for you, does everybody understand, are you all still - still
Is it simple enough for you, does everybody understand, are you all still followin' me
Is it simple enough for you, does everybody understand, are you all still - still
Should I talk slower like you're a retard?
Should I talk slower like you're retarded?
Yo they think you're dumb
I think you're smart
No, wait, I lied
I think you're dumb
They think you're dumb
I think you're smart
No, wait, I lied
I think you're dumb
Get it?
Get it?
Get it?
You just don't get it!!!
Get it?
Get it?
Get it?
You stupid motherfucker
You stupid motherfucker
You stupid motherfuck-
Er!!
You stupid motherfucker
You stupid motherfucker
You stupid motherfuck-
I said,
Is it simple enough for you, does everybody understand, are you all still followin' me
Is it simple enough for you, does everybody understand, and are you all still - still
Is it simple enough for you, does everybody understand, are you all still followin' me
Is it simple enough for you, does everybody understand, are you all still - still
Should I talk slower like you're a retard?
Should I talk slower like you're retarded?
Yo they think you're dumb
I think you're smart
No, wait, I lied
I think you're dumb
They think you're dumb
I think you're smart
No, wait, I lied
I think you're dumb
Get it?
Get it?
Get it?
You just don't get it!!!
Get it?
Get it?
Get it?
You stupid motherfucker
You stupid motherfucker
You stupid motherfuck-
Er!!
You stupid motherfucker
You stupid motherfucker
You stupid motherfuck-
It's under your nose
It's under your nose
It's under your nose
It's under your nose
It's over your head
It's over your head
It's over your head
It's over your head
It's out of your reach
It's out of your reach
It's out of your reach
You stupid motherfucker
You stupid motherfucker
You stupid motherfuck-
Er!!
You stupid motherfucker
You stupid motherfucker
You stupid motherfuck-
Nana nana nana nanananah
Nana nana nana nanananah
Nana nana nana nanananah
Nana nana nana nanananah
Vrijwel al hun nummers zijn aanstootgevend, daar gaat het om, maar even een voorbeeld:
stupid motherfucker - mindless self indulgence
I said,
Is it simple enough for you, does everybody understand, are you all still followin' me
Is it simple enough for you, does everybody understand, are you all still - still
Is it simple enough for you, does everybody understand, are you all still followin' me
Is it simple enough for you, does everybody understand, are you all still - still
Should I talk slower like you're a retard?
Should I talk slower like you're retarded?
Yo they think you're dumb
I think you're smart
No, wait, I lied
I think you're dumb
They think you're dumb
I think you're smart
No, wait, I lied
I think you're dumb
Get it?
Get it?
Get it?
You just don't get it!!!
Get it?
Get it?
Get it?
You stupid motherfucker
You stupid motherfucker
You stupid motherfuck-
Er!!
You stupid motherfucker
You stupid motherfucker
You stupid motherfuck-
I said,
Is it simple enough for you, does everybody understand, are you all still followin' me
Is it simple enough for you, does everybody understand, and are you all still - still
Is it simple enough for you, does everybody understand, are you all still followin' me
Is it simple enough for you, does everybody understand, are you all still - still
Should I talk slower like you're a retard?
Should I talk slower like you're retarded?
Yo they think you're dumb
I think you're smart
No, wait, I lied
I think you're dumb
They think you're dumb
I think you're smart
No, wait, I lied
I think you're dumb
Get it?
Get it?
Get it?
You just don't get it!!!
Get it?
Get it?
Get it?
You stupid motherfucker
You stupid motherfucker
You stupid motherfuck-
Er!!
You stupid motherfucker
You stupid motherfucker
You stupid motherfuck-
It's under your nose
It's under your nose
It's under your nose
It's under your nose
It's over your head
It's over your head
It's over your head
It's over your head
It's out of your reach
It's out of your reach
It's out of your reach
You stupid motherfucker
You stupid motherfucker
You stupid motherfuck-
Er!!
You stupid motherfucker
You stupid motherfucker
You stupid motherfuck-
Nana nana nana nanananah
Nana nana nana nanananah
Nana nana nana nanananah
Nana nana nana nanananah
anoniem_63680fe92b4c2 wijzigde dit bericht op 24-10-2022 00:05
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maandag 24 oktober 2022 om 00:02
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xu9gjskm9XI
Deze, om verschillende redenen.
Schrijft er ook nog iemand onder: "ontzettend mooi nummer, werd ook gedraaid op de crematie van mijn vader".
Deze, om verschillende redenen.
Schrijft er ook nog iemand onder: "ontzettend mooi nummer, werd ook gedraaid op de crematie van mijn vader".
maandag 24 oktober 2022 om 00:07
"A lapdance is so much better when the stripper is crying" van The Bloodhound Gang.
Ik had 'm in de cd speler van de wagen van de zaak toen m'n pa een keertje met me meereed. Die kwam niet meer bij van het lachen, want het was echt een keurige auto (zo'n directiewagen zeg maar) en dan deze tekst die uit de speakers knalt:
"I was lonelier than Kunta Kinte at a Merle Haggard concert
That night I strolled on into Uncle Limpy's Hump Palace lookin' for love.
It had been a while.
In fact, three hundred and sixty-five had come and went
Since that midnight run haulin' hog to Shakey Town on I-10.
I had picked up this hitchhiker that was sweatin' gallons
Through a pair of Daisy Duke cut-offs and one of those Fruit Of The Loom tank-tops.
Well, that night I lost myself to ruby red lips,
Milky white skin and baby blue eyes.
Name was Russell.
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Well I find it's quite a thrill
When she grinds me against her will
Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Well, faster than you can say, "shallow grave",
This pretty little thing come up to me and starts kneadin' my balls
Like hard-boiled eggs in a tube sock.
Said her name was Bambi and I said, "Well that's a coincidence darlin',
'Cause I was just thinkin' about skinnin' you like a deer."
Well she smiled, had about as much teeth as a Jack-O-Lantern,
And I went on to tell her how I would wear her face like a mask
As I do my little kooky dance.
And then she told me to shush.
I guess she could sense my desperation.
'Course, it's hard to hide a hard-on when you're dressed like Minnie Pearl.
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Well I find it's quite a thrill
When she grinds me against her will
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
So, Bambi's goin' on about how she can make all my fantasies come true.
So I says, "Even this one I have where Jesus Christ
Is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole
With a lawn dart as Garth Brooks gives birth to something
Resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum?"
Well, ten beers, twenty minutes and thirty dollars later
I'm parkin' the beef bus in tuna town if you know what I mean.
Got to nail her back at her trailer.
Heh. That rhymes.
I have to admit it was even more of a turn-on
When I found out she was doin' me to buy baby formula.
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Well I find it's quite a thrill
When she grinds me against her will
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Day or so had passed when I popped the clutch,
Gave the tranny a spin and slid on into
The Stinky Pinky Gulp N' Guzzle Big Rig Snooze-A-Stop.
There I was browsin' through the latest issue of "Throb",
When I saw Bambi starin' at me from the back of a milk carton.
Well, my heart just dropped.
So, I decided to do what any good Christian would.
You can not imagine how difficult it is to hold a half gallon of moo juice
And polish the one-eyed gopher when you're doin' seventy-five
In an eighteen-wheeler.
I never thought missing children could be so sexy.
Did I say that out loud?
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Well I find it's quite a thrill
When she grinds me against her will
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin."
Ik had 'm in de cd speler van de wagen van de zaak toen m'n pa een keertje met me meereed. Die kwam niet meer bij van het lachen, want het was echt een keurige auto (zo'n directiewagen zeg maar) en dan deze tekst die uit de speakers knalt:
"I was lonelier than Kunta Kinte at a Merle Haggard concert
That night I strolled on into Uncle Limpy's Hump Palace lookin' for love.
It had been a while.
In fact, three hundred and sixty-five had come and went
Since that midnight run haulin' hog to Shakey Town on I-10.
I had picked up this hitchhiker that was sweatin' gallons
Through a pair of Daisy Duke cut-offs and one of those Fruit Of The Loom tank-tops.
Well, that night I lost myself to ruby red lips,
Milky white skin and baby blue eyes.
Name was Russell.
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Well I find it's quite a thrill
When she grinds me against her will
Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Well, faster than you can say, "shallow grave",
This pretty little thing come up to me and starts kneadin' my balls
Like hard-boiled eggs in a tube sock.
Said her name was Bambi and I said, "Well that's a coincidence darlin',
'Cause I was just thinkin' about skinnin' you like a deer."
Well she smiled, had about as much teeth as a Jack-O-Lantern,
And I went on to tell her how I would wear her face like a mask
As I do my little kooky dance.
And then she told me to shush.
I guess she could sense my desperation.
'Course, it's hard to hide a hard-on when you're dressed like Minnie Pearl.
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Well I find it's quite a thrill
When she grinds me against her will
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
So, Bambi's goin' on about how she can make all my fantasies come true.
So I says, "Even this one I have where Jesus Christ
Is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole
With a lawn dart as Garth Brooks gives birth to something
Resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum?"
Well, ten beers, twenty minutes and thirty dollars later
I'm parkin' the beef bus in tuna town if you know what I mean.
Got to nail her back at her trailer.
Heh. That rhymes.
I have to admit it was even more of a turn-on
When I found out she was doin' me to buy baby formula.
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Well I find it's quite a thrill
When she grinds me against her will
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Day or so had passed when I popped the clutch,
Gave the tranny a spin and slid on into
The Stinky Pinky Gulp N' Guzzle Big Rig Snooze-A-Stop.
There I was browsin' through the latest issue of "Throb",
When I saw Bambi starin' at me from the back of a milk carton.
Well, my heart just dropped.
So, I decided to do what any good Christian would.
You can not imagine how difficult it is to hold a half gallon of moo juice
And polish the one-eyed gopher when you're doin' seventy-five
In an eighteen-wheeler.
I never thought missing children could be so sexy.
Did I say that out loud?
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Well I find it's quite a thrill
When she grinds me against her will
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin."
mater_matuta wijzigde dit bericht op 24-10-2022 00:10
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maandag 24 oktober 2022 om 00:09
Is deze al langsgeweest?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6umgjdGSd-4
Wat een heerlijk nummer, deze zet ik alleen al aan voor de muziek. Een stukje satire uit de vorige eeuw.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6umgjdGSd-4
Wat een heerlijk nummer, deze zet ik alleen al aan voor de muziek. Een stukje satire uit de vorige eeuw.
Geef mensen geen informatie waar ze niet mee om kunnen gaan.
maandag 24 oktober 2022 om 00:30
Run for your life, van de Beatles. Creepy tekst.
Genius is trouwens een fijne site om de betekenis van een nummer te ontleden
Well I'd rather see you dead, little girl
Than to be with another man
You better keep your head, little girl
Or I won't know where I am
[Chorus: John Lennon & Paul McCartney]
You better run for your life if you can, little girl
Hide your head in the sand little girl
Catch you with another man
That's the end, little girl
Genius is trouwens een fijne site om de betekenis van een nummer te ontleden
maandag 24 oktober 2022 om 02:16
Gehele repertoire van Bloudhound gang, DMX, Ginuwine (pony), snoop dog, beastie boys (favoriet: Paul Revere), n.e.r.d., the prodigy (smack my bitch up), Rammstein komt regelmatig voorbij in de auto. Soms een beetje Nirvana (rape me) of system of a down. Inmiddels ook met de ramen omhoog.
Ga ook wel met de tijd mee (WAP, dicke titten). Als kind moest ik aanstootgevende teksten in één keer opslaan want ma sprong gelijk in actie. Dat is een vaardigheid die mij is bij gebleven
Ga ook wel met de tijd mee (WAP, dicke titten). Als kind moest ik aanstootgevende teksten in één keer opslaan want ma sprong gelijk in actie. Dat is een vaardigheid die mij is bij gebleven
Nee heb je, ja kun je krijgen
maandag 24 oktober 2022 om 07:23
Haha. Ik ben niet iemand die heel snel dubbelzinnige dingen ziet maar ik luister wel altijd naar teksten dus deze zag ik meteen. Mijn man (die kinderachtig elke keer wat moest zeggen als hij het woord “wiener” zag toen we in Wenen waren, even ter illustratie) keek me echt aan toen ik gék was toen ik zei dat dit een overduidelijk dubbelzinnig nummer was
maandag 24 oktober 2022 om 07:23
Rob de Nijs in Het werd zomer:
Ik was 16 en jij was 28
En van de liefde wist ik nog niet veel
Maar ik begreep wat jij me wilde zeggen
Ik was geen kind meer
Het origineel was van Peter Maffay en daar was de tekst:
Ich war 16 und sie war 31.
Om die reden in Duitsland geboycot, in Nederland paste men de tekst aan, maar dan nog….
Ik was 16 en jij was 28
En van de liefde wist ik nog niet veel
Maar ik begreep wat jij me wilde zeggen
Ik was geen kind meer
Het origineel was van Peter Maffay en daar was de tekst:
Ich war 16 und sie war 31.
Om die reden in Duitsland geboycot, in Nederland paste men de tekst aan, maar dan nog….
Vanaf eind juli worden er weer egeltjes geboren, zorg voor een schuilplekje in je tuin, en een klein en laag bakje water. Nooit melk. Dank je wel.
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