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dinsdag 29 november 2011 om 17:03
Zomaar een flauwekul-topic ter vermaak en herkenning van leuke uitspraken.
Clint Eastwood; "Go ahead punk, make my day."
Al bundy, die hezelfde bedoelt; "Lets Rock"
AbFab; "fabulous darling"
Eentje uit de oude doos. Dame Edna die theatraal uitroept; "Madge, Madge, I feel a song comming on!" en daarna in zingen uitbarst.
Alter ego's van Paul Haanen;
"Kent u die uitdrukking, dames en heren?"
en
"Ik heb het ook niet makkelijk."
Taxi driver; "Are you talking to me, he, are you talking to me?"
Zo zijn er nog wel meer.
Zijn er uitspraken die jullie zijn bijgebleven?
Clint Eastwood; "Go ahead punk, make my day."
Al bundy, die hezelfde bedoelt; "Lets Rock"
AbFab; "fabulous darling"
Eentje uit de oude doos. Dame Edna die theatraal uitroept; "Madge, Madge, I feel a song comming on!" en daarna in zingen uitbarst.
Alter ego's van Paul Haanen;
"Kent u die uitdrukking, dames en heren?"
en
"Ik heb het ook niet makkelijk."
Taxi driver; "Are you talking to me, he, are you talking to me?"
Zo zijn er nog wel meer.
Zijn er uitspraken die jullie zijn bijgebleven?
Voortaan hier oostenwind en alle ruimte aan bodemloze putten van pure slechtheid. Juli 2020
dinsdag 29 november 2011 om 18:16
dinsdag 29 november 2011 om 18:31
Die film ken ik niet eens. Misschien ook in een andere film gebruikt.
'Fact is people who cant kill always will be subject to those that can,' ( Generation Kill )
'I know who you are. I can see you. Youre swearing now that someday, you'll destroy me. Remeber far better women then you had swore to do the same. Go and look for them now.' ( Atia, Rome )
'I hate snakes' Indiana Jones
'Jippykayee Motherfucker' Die Hard
'Everybody lies,' House
'Its never Lupus,' House
'Fact is people who cant kill always will be subject to those that can,' ( Generation Kill )
'I know who you are. I can see you. Youre swearing now that someday, you'll destroy me. Remeber far better women then you had swore to do the same. Go and look for them now.' ( Atia, Rome )
'I hate snakes' Indiana Jones
'Jippykayee Motherfucker' Die Hard
'Everybody lies,' House
'Its never Lupus,' House
dinsdag 29 november 2011 om 19:30
quotes uit The Closer van Brenda Lee Johnson (tv serie)
If I liked being called a bitch to my face, I'd still be married
I was promised a crew of elite detectives, and what Capt. Taylor here has given me is a bunch of junior varsity wannabees ...and Provenza.
Oh no, no, no. You don't need an attorney because if you get an attorney I plan to sit down with your fiancee and have a nice long chat with her about what you've been doing with your penis.
Okay. Maybe this Samantha Jones lifted Bill Croelick's stainless steel lighter - with his fingerprints on it, made a copy of Lisa Barnes' driver's licence, stole a car, pushed it off a cliff, cutting her hands and feet off as she jumped into the falling car and set herself on fire. Maybe she trained for her suicide with Cirque du Soleil.
If I liked being called a bitch to my face, I'd still be married
I was promised a crew of elite detectives, and what Capt. Taylor here has given me is a bunch of junior varsity wannabees ...and Provenza.
Oh no, no, no. You don't need an attorney because if you get an attorney I plan to sit down with your fiancee and have a nice long chat with her about what you've been doing with your penis.
Okay. Maybe this Samantha Jones lifted Bill Croelick's stainless steel lighter - with his fingerprints on it, made a copy of Lisa Barnes' driver's licence, stole a car, pushed it off a cliff, cutting her hands and feet off as she jumped into the falling car and set herself on fire. Maybe she trained for her suicide with Cirque du Soleil.
I’m doing superhero stuff. I’m staying focused. If anybody comes in here looking for trouble, oh, they’re going to meet my partners. We’re talking about paw and order.
dinsdag 29 november 2011 om 21:15
Uit Four Weddings And A Funeral...
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Charles: What turn off? Better not be the B359.
Scarlett: It's the B359.
Charles: Fuck it! -- IMDb Quotes: Four Weddings and a Funeral
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Henrietta: Charles! Charles, we must talk.
Charles: Right.
Henrietta: The thing is, Charlie, l've spoken to lots of people about you. Everybody agrees you're in real trouble, Charles.
Charles: Am l?
Henrietta: You see, you're turning into a kind of serial monogamist. One girlfriend after another, yet you never really let anyone near you. On the contrary... You're affectionate to them and sweet to them. Even to me, although you thought I was an idiot.
Charles: I did not.
Henrietta: You did. I thought U2 was a type of submarine.
Charles: In a way, you were right. Their music has a naval quality.
Henrietta: Be serious, Charles. Give people a chance. You don't have to think 'I must get married', but you mustn't start relationships thinking 'I mustn't get married'.
Charles: Most of the time I don't think at all. I just potter along. -- IMDb Quotes: Four Weddings and a Funeral (1994)
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Young Bridesmaid: What's bonking?
Scarlett: Well, it's kinda like table tennis, only with slightly smaller balls. -- IMDb Quotes: Four Weddings and a Funeral (1994)
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Charles: What turn off? Better not be the B359.
Scarlett: It's the B359.
Charles: Fuck it! -- IMDb Quotes: Four Weddings and a Funeral
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Henrietta: Charles! Charles, we must talk.
Charles: Right.
Henrietta: The thing is, Charlie, l've spoken to lots of people about you. Everybody agrees you're in real trouble, Charles.
Charles: Am l?
Henrietta: You see, you're turning into a kind of serial monogamist. One girlfriend after another, yet you never really let anyone near you. On the contrary... You're affectionate to them and sweet to them. Even to me, although you thought I was an idiot.
Charles: I did not.
Henrietta: You did. I thought U2 was a type of submarine.
Charles: In a way, you were right. Their music has a naval quality.
Henrietta: Be serious, Charles. Give people a chance. You don't have to think 'I must get married', but you mustn't start relationships thinking 'I mustn't get married'.
Charles: Most of the time I don't think at all. I just potter along. -- IMDb Quotes: Four Weddings and a Funeral (1994)
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Young Bridesmaid: What's bonking?
Scarlett: Well, it's kinda like table tennis, only with slightly smaller balls. -- IMDb Quotes: Four Weddings and a Funeral (1994)
dinsdag 29 november 2011 om 21:20
dinsdag 29 november 2011 om 21:20
Bernard: How's it going, Lyds?
Lydia: Bloody awful.
Bernard: Oh dear, what's the problem?
Lydia: I was promised sex. Everybody said it. You'll be a bridesmaid, you'll get sex, you'll be fighting 'em off. But not so much as a tongue in sight.
Bernard: Well, I mean, if you fancy anything, I could always...
Lydia: Oh, don't be ridiculous, Bernard. I'm not that desperate. -- IMDb Quotes: Four Weddings and a Funeral (1994)
Lydia: Bloody awful.
Bernard: Oh dear, what's the problem?
Lydia: I was promised sex. Everybody said it. You'll be a bridesmaid, you'll get sex, you'll be fighting 'em off. But not so much as a tongue in sight.
Bernard: Well, I mean, if you fancy anything, I could always...
Lydia: Oh, don't be ridiculous, Bernard. I'm not that desperate. -- IMDb Quotes: Four Weddings and a Funeral (1994)
dinsdag 29 november 2011 om 21:25
Phoebe Buffay (Friends)
Smelly Cat Medley Lyrics
Three, four...
Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat,
What are they feeding you?
Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat
It's not your fault
They won't take you to the vet
You're obviously not their favorite pet
Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat,
It's not your fault
You may not be a bed of roses
You're not friend to those with noses
I'll miss you before we're done
Or the world will smell as one
Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat,
What are they feeding you?
Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat
It's not your fault
(Phoebe) Oh are we done?
One, two, what's that smell?
Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat,
What are they feeding you?
Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat
You're getting fat
I think that I'm gonna be sick
It's your ears, and nose and pick
Part of it, tempt me
One, two, what's that smell?
All the dogs in the neighborhood
Are saying this for your own good
What, you're fat, so you can't run
No fun, I bet, No fun
Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat,
Porno makes you eat like that
I saw you in the shopping mall
Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat,
It's not your fault,
Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat,
It's not your fault
Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat,
It's not your fault
We know what was in your food
They say it might affect your mood
You smell like something dead (3x)
One, two, what's that smell?
(Phoebe)Yeah, that's not the song
Smelly Cat Medley Lyrics
Three, four...
Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat,
What are they feeding you?
Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat
It's not your fault
They won't take you to the vet
You're obviously not their favorite pet
Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat,
It's not your fault
You may not be a bed of roses
You're not friend to those with noses
I'll miss you before we're done
Or the world will smell as one
Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat,
What are they feeding you?
Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat
It's not your fault
(Phoebe) Oh are we done?
One, two, what's that smell?
Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat,
What are they feeding you?
Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat
You're getting fat
I think that I'm gonna be sick
It's your ears, and nose and pick
Part of it, tempt me
One, two, what's that smell?
All the dogs in the neighborhood
Are saying this for your own good
What, you're fat, so you can't run
No fun, I bet, No fun
Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat,
Porno makes you eat like that
I saw you in the shopping mall
Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat,
It's not your fault,
Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat,
It's not your fault
Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat,
It's not your fault
We know what was in your food
They say it might affect your mood
You smell like something dead (3x)
One, two, what's that smell?
(Phoebe)Yeah, that's not the song
