Zingen met Murrmurr week 1

Short people van Randy Newman.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8bfyS-S-IJs

En de prijs is?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FhugdiahKJM

[Chorus]
I have a small dick
I have a small dick
If you’re under 9 inches, you cannot pleasure women
(Hold up! Hold up! Hold up!)
I got a small dick, got a small dick
Yeah, got a small dick, got a small dick

[Verse 1]
I bet you didn’t know, about my small dick
I’m only 7 inches
Got a small dick
Yeah, it’s so small that I piss on my balls
It’s so small when it gets really cold
And my dick is only 7 inches long and I’m ashamed, yeah
If you’re under 9 inches, you should die!
If you’re under 9 inches, you cannot pleasure women
Size always matters, it always matters
Black lives matter too
Yeah, black lives matter too
Their dicks, are way bigger, yeah
They’re so athletic
I wish I could play basketball, like a black man
And I wish I could satisfy my girl, like a black man
Black people look so cool in any outfit
Bathing Ape
I wish I could satisfy my girl like a black man
I wanna satisfy my girl like a black man
I wanna satisfy my girl like a black man
Only a black man can satisfy my girl
Black men can satisfy my girl, not my 7 inch dick
Only that 20 inch dick
I only watch pornos where the black m-

Well, it's a change in the ocean, change in the sea
Woke up one morning was a change in me
I put on my pants, my pants fell down
Well, I put on my shoes and they fell off too
I looked in the mirror, was nothing to see
That's how it goes when you're a shrinking man like me
Worried man with a worried song
Shrinking man ain't gonna be here long
Sometimes I worry bout prayer
'Cause a shrinking man better be a prayin' man

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AiaPoKM6obI

Murrmurr schreef: ↑

18-07-2020 14:48

Dat je volgende keer het thema mag bepalen!

The Gathering - Shrink
To feel this great urge
to hold and embrace you
I slowly dry out

I shrink and shrink
until I`m gone
nothing to make out of me
oh what the hell went wrong
my heart gets pulled out
into your direction
it`s no use
you have forsaken me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SfbJWaSIUBw

Oh, yeah, oh
Shorty swing my way
You sure look good to me
Now would you please
Swing my way
Shorty swing my way
I stepped off in a club on a Friday night
Lookin' for a man that would do me right
First move that I made was on the dance floor
But got down one time, then I went down for mo'
Physical action was happening at
Saw this young playa dip through the crowd
Looked over to my left and told my girl, hey
If I see him again I'mma have to say
And I'mma have to say
Shorty swing my way
You sure look good to me
Now would you please
Swing my way
Shorty swing my way
Swing it over here shorty
Shorty swing my way
You sure look good to me
Now would you please
Swing my way
Shorty swing my way
I got off the floor tryin' to find this man
Lookin' all around doing all I can, damn
He sure look (fine)
By the end of the night he's gonna be (mine)
I thought to myself he couldn't of gone far
Then I saw him again standing at the bar
So far everything is going my way
Now that I found him I'mma have to say
Shorty swing my way
You sure look good to me
Now would you please
Swing my way
Shorty swing my way
Swing it over here shorty
Shorty swing my way
You sure look good to me
Now would you please
Swing my way
Shorty swing my way
Got to get up the nerve to get my swerve on
Gotta do it fast or he'll be gone
'cause of the beat, just my luck
That somebody else will scoop him up
Can't have that
Want to be that girl that
Find herself a perfect match
Didn't want to come off as bein' too fly
Got contact eye to eye
Then I walked over to him slowly
I know that you don't know me
But this might be my only shot at
A tenderoni
He told me that we can do this
'cause a girl like you I can't resist
Got straight to the point, no time to play
Didn't need no game, just had to say
Shorty swing my way
You sure look good to me
Now would you please
Swing my way
Shorty swing my way
Swing it over here shorty
Shorty swing my way
You sure look good to me
Now would you please
Swing my way
Shorty swing my way
Shorty swing my way
You sure look good to me
Now would you please
Swing my way
Shorty swing my way
I'll hold you tight
All through the night
Anything that you want
I'll keep it chrump
Boy you're gonna see
How good it can be
Just come to me
I'll
I'll hold you tight
All through the night
Anything that you want
I'll keep it chrump
Boy you're gonna see
How good it can be
Just come to me
I'll
Shorty swing my way
You sure look good to me
Now would you please
Swing my way
Shorty swing my way
Swing it over here shorty
Shorty swing my way
You sure look good to me
Now would you please
Swing my way
Shorty swing my way
You're lookin' good shorty, good, sure 'nuff good enough for me
You're lookin' good shorty, good, sure 'nuff good enough for me
You're lookin' good shorty, good, sure 'nuff good enough for me
You're lookin' good shorty, good, sure 'nuff good enough for me
You're lookin' good shorty, good, sure 'nuff good enough for me
You're lookin' good shorty, good, sure 'nuff good enough for me
You're lookin' good shorty, good, sure 'nuff good enough for me
You're lookin' good shorty, so swing it over to me
Shorty swing my way
You sure look good to me
Now would you please
Swing my way
Shorty swing my way
Swing it over here shorty
Shorty swing my way
You sure look good to me
Now would you please
Swing my way
Shorty swing my way
I've been watching you from across the room
I want to know your name
We'll just play it my way
Shorty, come my way, swing my way
Oh, swing my way, swing my way
Swing my way shorty, oh, yeah

Round and round I go in circles trying to be free
Since you went away the world is closing in on me
Every day I face tomorrow knowing you'll be there
I see your face in every little thing we used to share
The memory of you is everywhere
And my world keeps getting smaller every day
I run but I can't run away
You're with me everywhere I go
And I find you're in my heart and in my mind
There's no place left on earth to stay
My world gets smaller every day
In the lonely of the morning when I'm waking up
I find you standing at the bottom of my coffee cup
I see you on the highway when I'm driving in the car
Downtown in the city I just turn and there you are
I run from you but never get too far
And my world keeps getting smaller every day
I run but I can't run away
You're with me everywhere I go
And I find you're in my heart and in my mind
There's no place left on earth to stay
My world gets smaller every day
And my world keeps getting smaller every day
I run but I can't run away
My world gets smaller every day


Neil Sedaka. Vooral de zin: I find you standing at the bottom of my coffee cup vond ik wel toepasselijk.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cfOa1a8hYP8

I will shape myself into your pocket
Invisible
Do what you want
Do what you want

I will shrink and I will disappear
I will slip into the groove and cut me off
And cut me off

There's an empty space inside my heart
Where the weeds take root
And now I'll set you free
I'll set you free

There's an empty space inside my heart
Where the weeds take root
So now I'll set you free
I'll set you free

Slowly we unfurl
As lotus flowers
'Cause all I want is the moon upon a stick
Just to see what if
Just to see what is
I can't kick your habit
Just to fill your fast ballooning head
Listen to your heart

We will shrink and we'll be quiet as mice
And while the cat is away
Do what we want
Do what we want

There's an empty space inside my heart
Where the weeds take root
So now I'll set you free
I'll set you free

'Cause all I want is the moon upon a stick
Just to see what if
Just to see what is
The bird lights float into my room

Slowly we unfurl
As lotus flowers
'Cause all I want is the moon upon a stick
I dance around the pit
The darkness is beneath
I can't kick your habit
Just to feed your fast ballooning head
Listen to your heart

Ten feet tall...geloof mij niemand wil mij horen zingen:
I'm clumsy, yeah, my head's a mess
'Cause you got me growing taller everyday
We're giants in a little man's world
My heart is pumping up so big that it could burst
Been trying so hard not to let it show
But you got me feeling like
I'm steppin' on buildings, cars and boats
I swear I could touch the sky
Oh oh oh
I'm ten feet tall
Oh oh oh
I'm ten feet tall
Been trying so hard not to…

Woutertje woutertje
Wiebel wiebel wiebel woep
Piepklein kaboutertje
Komt als ik roep
Woutertje woutertje
Piepklein kaboutertje
Wiebel wiebel wiebel woep
Komt als ik roep
Ik heb 'm al jaren
En nooit geeft ie last
Hij woont in een trommeltje onder de kast
En s'morgens om zeven uur hoor je geluid
Dan roept ie om eten
Dan wil ie eruit
Woutertje woutertje
Wiebel wiebel wiebel woep
Piepklein kaboutertje
Komt als ik roep
Woutertje woutertje
Piepklein kaboutertje
Wiebel wiebel wiebel woep
Komt als ik roep
Ik zag hem voor het eerst
Op de mat in de gang
Ik zei goedemorgen
Ben jij hier al lang?
Hij zei nou ik denk een minuutje of vijf
Maar ik vind je wel aardig
Ik denk dat ik blijf
Woutertje woutertje
Wiebel wiebel wiebel woep
Piepklein kaboutertje
Komt als ik roep
Woutertje…

I'm a little pea
I love the sky and the trees
I'm a teeny tiny little ant
Checking out this and that
And I am nothing
Ah, so you have nothing to hide
And I'm a pacifist
So I can fuck your shit up
Oh yea I'm small
Oh yea I'm small
Fuck you asshole
You homophobic redneck dick
You're big and tough and macho
You can kick my ass
So fucking what
So fucking what
So fucking what
So fucking what

https://youtu.be/SauftQfci28

Murrmurr schreef: ↑

18-07-2020 15:02

Effe eentje vanuit zijn perspectief:

From the ice-age to the dole-age
There is but one concern
I have just discovered :
Some girls are bigger than others
Some girls are bigger than others
Some girl's mothers are bigger than
Other girl's mothers
Some girls are bigger than others
Some girls are bigger than others
Some girl's mothers are bigger than
Other girl's mothers
As Anthony said to Cleopatra
As he opened a crate of ale :
Oh, I say :
Some girls are bigger than others
Some girls are bigger than others
Some girl's mothers are bigger than
Other girl's mothers
Some girls are bigger than others
Some girls are bigger than others
Some girl's mothers are bigger than
Other girl's mothers
Send me the pillow...
The one that you dream on...
Send me the pillow...
The one that you dream on...
And I'll send you mine

Ahh, die goede oude tijd, voordat hij een rechtsextremist was.

https://youtu.be/ryDOy3AosBw

I wish I was a little bit taller
I wish I was a baller
I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her
I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
And a six four Impala
I wish I was like six-foot-nine
So I can get with Leoshi
'Cause she don't know me but yo she's really fine
You know I see her all the time everywhere I go
And even in my dreams I can scheme a way to make her mine
'Cause I know she's livin phat
Her boyfriend's tall and he plays ball
So how am I gonna compete with that?
'Cause when it comes to playing basketball
I'm always last to be picked
And in some cases never picked at all
So I just lean up on the wall
Or sit up in the bleachers with the rest of the girls
Who came to watch their men ball
Dag y'all! I never understood, black
Why the jocks get the fly girls and me I get the hood rats
I tell em "scat, skittle, scabobble"
Got hit with a bottle
And I been in the hospital for talkin' that mess
I confess it's a shame when you living in a city
That's the size of a box and nobody knows yo' name
Glad I came to my senses
Like quick-quick got sick-sick to my stomach
Overcommeth by the thoughts of me and her together
Right? So when I asked her out she said I wasn't her type
I wish I was a little bit taller
I wish I was a baller
I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her
I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
And a six four Impala
I wish I was a little bit taller
I wish I was a baller
I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her
I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
And a six four Impala
I wish I had a brand-new car
So far, I got this hatchback
And everywhere I go, yo, I gets laughed at
And when I'm in my car I'm laid back
I got an 8-track and a spare tire in the backseat, but that's flat
And do you really wanna know what's really whack?
See I can't even get a date, so, what do you think of that?
I heard that prom night is a bomb night
With the hood rats you can hold tight
But really though, I'm a Figaro
When I'm in my car I can't even get a hello
Well, so many people wanna cruise Crenshaw on Sunday
Well, then I'mma have to get in my car and go
You know I take the 110 until the 105
Get off at Crenshaw, tell my homies "look alive"
'Cause it's hard to survive when your living
In a concrete jungle and these girls keep passing me by
She looks fly, she looks fly
Makes me say "my, my, my"
I wish I was a little bit taller
I wish I was a baller
I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her
I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
And a six four Impala
I wish I was a little bit taller
I wish I was a baller
I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her
I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
And a six four Impala
I wish I was a little bit taller
I wish I was a baller
I wish I was a little bit taller
I wish I was a baller
I wish I was a little bit taller
I wish I was a baller
I wish I was a little bit taller
I wish I was a baller
Hey, I wish I had my way
'Cause everyday would be a Friday
And you could even speed on the highway
I would play ghetto games
Name my kids ghetto names Little Mookie, Big Al, Lorraine
Yo you know that's on the real
So if you're down on your luck
Then you should know just how I feel 'cause if you don't want me around
See I go simple, I go easy, I go Greyhound
Hey, you, what's that sound?
Everybody look what's going down
Ah yes, ain't that fresh?
Everybody wants to get down like that
I wish I was a little bit taller
I wish I was a baller
I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her
I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
And a six four Impala
I wish I was a little bit taller
I wish I was a baller
I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her
I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
And a six four Impala

Six foot six
He stood on the ground
He weighed 235 pounds
But I saw that giant of a man brought down by
A thing called love

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5obLmJ4O9E

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Don't Want no short short Man
Don't want no short short man
don't want no short short man
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Innie Weeny teeny weeny shriveled little short short man
Innie weeny teeny weeny shriveled little short short manWhat in the world is that thing
Do need Tweezers to put that little thing away
That has got to be the smallest I've the seen... In my whole life
Get the Fuck outta hereInnie Weeny teeny weeny shriveled little short short man

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Innie Weeny
Innie Weeny teeny weeny shriveled little short short man

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