Entertainment
alle pijlers
Rare songteksten :)
maandag 17 november 2008 om 18:35
Hebben jullie ook wel eens dat je een liedje luistert en dan denkt 'zingen ze dat nou écht?'
Ik hoorde vanmiddag het liedje Miracle van Cascada en ik heb de songtekst even opgezocht want ik vond het zo raar wat ze zongen.. het gaat als volgt;
'Boy meets girl
You were my dream, my world
But I was blind
You cheated on me from behind
'
Ligt het nou aan mij, of is dit gewoon heel raar?
Ik hoorde vanmiddag het liedje Miracle van Cascada en ik heb de songtekst even opgezocht want ik vond het zo raar wat ze zongen.. het gaat als volgt;
'Boy meets girl
You were my dream, my world
But I was blind
You cheated on me from behind
'
Ligt het nou aan mij, of is dit gewoon heel raar?
maandag 17 november 2008 om 19:33
maandag 17 november 2008 om 19:36
Haha Blof heeft sowieso vet rare songteksten.. vrijwel al die liedjes kunnen hier, maar het raarste vind ik toch wel
'Het ging anders dan we dachten
Wie verwacht er ook dat alles blijft, zoals het is
Maar nooit hetzelfde aanvoelt het is een kwestie van het zonlicht
En een kwestie van gewicht van de dingen die we doen
En ook de dingen die we zien
In alle landen waar we wonen
En de dochters en de zonen elke ochtend naast het bed
Ik wacht hier op jou
Ook als je naast me ligt,
je gezicht opnieuw het mooiste blijkt te zijn
Dit is een aanzoek zonder ringen
En ik vraag niet om je hand maar om je vingers die me wijzen op mezelf
Het ging sneller dan we dachten
Wie verwacht er ook dat alles ooit zo groot kan zijn
Dat het hoger gaat dan bergen en harder dan orkanen
Dat de oceaan ondiep lijkt bij het gat dat in kan slaan'
Ik snap dr niet heel veel van
'Het ging anders dan we dachten
Wie verwacht er ook dat alles blijft, zoals het is
Maar nooit hetzelfde aanvoelt het is een kwestie van het zonlicht
En een kwestie van gewicht van de dingen die we doen
En ook de dingen die we zien
In alle landen waar we wonen
En de dochters en de zonen elke ochtend naast het bed
Ik wacht hier op jou
Ook als je naast me ligt,
je gezicht opnieuw het mooiste blijkt te zijn
Dit is een aanzoek zonder ringen
En ik vraag niet om je hand maar om je vingers die me wijzen op mezelf
Het ging sneller dan we dachten
Wie verwacht er ook dat alles ooit zo groot kan zijn
Dat het hoger gaat dan bergen en harder dan orkanen
Dat de oceaan ondiep lijkt bij het gat dat in kan slaan'
Ik snap dr niet heel veel van
maandag 17 november 2008 om 19:45
maandag 17 november 2008 om 19:58
maandag 17 november 2008 om 19:58
maandag 17 november 2008 om 20:01
Ook érg bizar zijn de meeste liedjes van Damian Rice..
Deze is wel heel vreemd:
'I'm so childish, a little bit wildish
With my rumdiddlyumdiddlyumdiddly, I'm so deep
Well I'm so garish, a little unfairish
The way I pick you up, and drop you in a heap
I'm so unfaithful, in fact I'm a plateful
I won't kiss her, but I'll stare her up all night
I'm a stormy little singer, an unstable little swinger
If you're coming, come prepared for a fight
Well I'm so childish, a little bit wildish
With my rumdiddlyumdiddlyumdiddly, I'm so deep
Well I'm so uncaring, do far too much swearing
And if you read through my behaviour, you'll find I'm a creep
I'll play a stormer, yet in the corner
I'll be grumpy on my own, like I don't care
I'm a stormy little singer, an unstable little swinger
With a big rip, in the arsehole of my flares
Well I'm so childish, a little bit wildish
With my rumdiddlyumdiddlyumdiddly, I'm so mad
I'm so truthful, a little bit bruteful
But in sooth I know not, why I am so sad
I try my bestest, well as far the restest
Well it's just stuff that comes out wrong, and gets misunderstood
I'm a dandy little dreamer, a doctored misdemeanour
A didactic destiny schemer, bare with me if you would'
Childish
Deze is wel heel vreemd:
'I'm so childish, a little bit wildish
With my rumdiddlyumdiddlyumdiddly, I'm so deep
Well I'm so garish, a little unfairish
The way I pick you up, and drop you in a heap
I'm so unfaithful, in fact I'm a plateful
I won't kiss her, but I'll stare her up all night
I'm a stormy little singer, an unstable little swinger
If you're coming, come prepared for a fight
Well I'm so childish, a little bit wildish
With my rumdiddlyumdiddlyumdiddly, I'm so deep
Well I'm so uncaring, do far too much swearing
And if you read through my behaviour, you'll find I'm a creep
I'll play a stormer, yet in the corner
I'll be grumpy on my own, like I don't care
I'm a stormy little singer, an unstable little swinger
With a big rip, in the arsehole of my flares
Well I'm so childish, a little bit wildish
With my rumdiddlyumdiddlyumdiddly, I'm so mad
I'm so truthful, a little bit bruteful
But in sooth I know not, why I am so sad
I try my bestest, well as far the restest
Well it's just stuff that comes out wrong, and gets misunderstood
I'm a dandy little dreamer, a doctored misdemeanour
A didactic destiny schemer, bare with me if you would'
Childish
maandag 17 november 2008 om 20:06
Dan 50 cent, die windt er tenminste geen doekjes om, dat moet toch voor iedereen duidelijk zijn :-d:
I'll take you to the candy shop
I'll let you lick the lollipop
Go 'head girl, don't you stop
Keep going 'til you hit the spot
Ik vraag me dan toch af hoe dat in de US gaat. Ik bedoel, in je moedertaal vind ik dit soort teksten (en dan is deze wel extreem) veel erger dan in het Engels.
Ik trok trouwens ook mijn wenkbrouwen op bij deze (kan ook mijn eigen dirty mind zijn ):
Maak me gek, maak me gek met je mond,
I'll take you to the candy shop
I'll let you lick the lollipop
Go 'head girl, don't you stop
Keep going 'til you hit the spot
Ik vraag me dan toch af hoe dat in de US gaat. Ik bedoel, in je moedertaal vind ik dit soort teksten (en dan is deze wel extreem) veel erger dan in het Engels.
Ik trok trouwens ook mijn wenkbrouwen op bij deze (kan ook mijn eigen dirty mind zijn ):
Maak me gek, maak me gek met je mond,
anoniem_25558 wijzigde dit bericht op 17-11-2008 20:07
Reden: toevoeging
Reden: toevoeging
% gewijzigd
If at first you do not succeed, try doing it the way your wife told you.
maandag 17 november 2008 om 20:08
maandag 17 november 2008 om 20:10
Sensy
Deze is ook een beetje raar, maar wel heel leuk:
I wonder how
I wonder why
Yesterday you told me 'bout the blue blue sky
And all that I can see is just another lemon-tree
I'm turning my head up and down
I'm turning turning turning turning turning around
And all that I can see is just a yellow lemon-tree
And I wonder, wonder
Deze is ook een beetje raar, maar wel heel leuk:
I wonder how
I wonder why
Yesterday you told me 'bout the blue blue sky
And all that I can see is just another lemon-tree
I'm turning my head up and down
I'm turning turning turning turning turning around
And all that I can see is just a yellow lemon-tree
And I wonder, wonder
If at first you do not succeed, try doing it the way your wife told you.
maandag 17 november 2008 om 21:32
"Pony"
I'm just a bachelor
I'm looking for a partner
Someone who knows how to ride
Without even falling off
Gotta be compatible
Takes me to my limits
Girl when I break you off
I promise that you won't want to get off
If your horny, Let's do it
Ride it, My Pony
My saddle's waiting
Come and jump on it
If your horny, Let's do it
Ride it, My Pony
My saddle's waiting
Come and jump on it
Sitting here flossing
Peeping your steelo
Just once if I have the chance
The things I will do to you
You and your body
Every single portion
Send chills up and down your spine
Juices flowing down your thigh
If we're gonna get nasty, Baby
First we'll show & tell
Till I reach your ponytail
Lurk all over and through you baby
Until I reach your stream
You'll be on my jockey team
(Ride it)
(My Saddle's)
Jaja, die goeie ouwe Ginuwine
I'm just a bachelor
I'm looking for a partner
Someone who knows how to ride
Without even falling off
Gotta be compatible
Takes me to my limits
Girl when I break you off
I promise that you won't want to get off
If your horny, Let's do it
Ride it, My Pony
My saddle's waiting
Come and jump on it
If your horny, Let's do it
Ride it, My Pony
My saddle's waiting
Come and jump on it
Sitting here flossing
Peeping your steelo
Just once if I have the chance
The things I will do to you
You and your body
Every single portion
Send chills up and down your spine
Juices flowing down your thigh
If we're gonna get nasty, Baby
First we'll show & tell
Till I reach your ponytail
Lurk all over and through you baby
Until I reach your stream
You'll be on my jockey team
(Ride it)
(My Saddle's)
Jaja, die goeie ouwe Ginuwine
maandag 17 november 2008 om 21:59
Sommige liedjes zijn van zichzelf al raar zoals dit ironische werkje van Tom Lehrer:
So Long, Mom (A Song for World War III)
So long, Mom,
I'm off to drop the bomb,
So don't wait up for me.
But while you swelter
Down there in your shelter,
You can see me
On your TV.
While we're attacking frontally,
Watch Brinkally and Huntally,
Describing contrapuntally
The cities we have lost.
No need for you to miss a minute
Of the agonizing holocaust. (Yeah!)
Little Johnny Jones he was a U.S. pilot,
And no shrinking vi'let was he.
He was mighty proud when World War Three was declared,
He wasn't scared,
No siree!
And this is what he said on
His way to Armageddon:
So long, Mom,
I'm off to drop the bomb,
So don't wait up for me.
But though I may roam,
I'll come back to my home,
Although it may be
A pile of debris.
Remember, Mommy,
I'm off to get a commie,
So send me a salami,
And try to smile somehow.
I'll look for you when the war is over,
An hour and a half from now!
So Long, Mom (A Song for World War III)
So long, Mom,
I'm off to drop the bomb,
So don't wait up for me.
But while you swelter
Down there in your shelter,
You can see me
On your TV.
While we're attacking frontally,
Watch Brinkally and Huntally,
Describing contrapuntally
The cities we have lost.
No need for you to miss a minute
Of the agonizing holocaust. (Yeah!)
Little Johnny Jones he was a U.S. pilot,
And no shrinking vi'let was he.
He was mighty proud when World War Three was declared,
He wasn't scared,
No siree!
And this is what he said on
His way to Armageddon:
So long, Mom,
I'm off to drop the bomb,
So don't wait up for me.
But though I may roam,
I'll come back to my home,
Although it may be
A pile of debris.
Remember, Mommy,
I'm off to get a commie,
So send me a salami,
And try to smile somehow.
I'll look for you when the war is over,
An hour and a half from now!
Het enige dat het leven draaglijk maakt is de wetenschap dat het tijdelijk is.
maandag 17 november 2008 om 22:44
quote:Stephanietje schreef op 17 november 2008 @ 20:01:
Ook érg bizar zijn de meeste liedjes van Damian Rice..
[][Childish[/b]maar ik vind hem zo goed!!! Vooral t nummer Blowers Daughter... en ook daar is de tekst een beetje van dat je denkt.. ehmmm ok!
Ook érg bizar zijn de meeste liedjes van Damian Rice..
[][Childish[/b]maar ik vind hem zo goed!!! Vooral t nummer Blowers Daughter... en ook daar is de tekst een beetje van dat je denkt.. ehmmm ok!
Sometimes I question my sanity, but the unicorn and gummy bears tell me I’m fine!
maandag 17 november 2008 om 22:59
The Reflex van Duran Duran...toen ik klein was verstond ik het nu, nu snap ik het niet
----------------------
You've gone too far this time but I'm dancing on the valentine
I tell you somebody's fooling around with my chances on the dangerline
I'll cross that bridge when I find it another day to make my stand oh-woah
High time is no time for deciding if I should find a helping hand oh-whoa
Why don't you use it try not to bruise it buy time don't lose it
Why don't you use it try not to bruise it buy time don't lose it
The reflex is a lonely child just waiting by the park
The reflex is in charge of finding a treasure in the dark
And watching over lucky clover isn't that bizarre
Every little thing the reflex does leaves you answered with a question mark
I'm on a ride and I wanna get off but they won't slow down the roundabout
I sold the Renoir and the TV set don't wanna be around when this gets out
So why don't you use it try not to bruise it buy time don't lose it
Why don't you use it try not to bruise it buy time don't lose it
The reflex is a lonely child he's waiting in the park
The refelx is in charge of finding a treasure in the dark
And watching over lucky clover isn't that bizarre
Every little thing the reflex does leaves you answered with a question mark
So why don't you use it try not to bruise it buy time don't lose it
Why don't you use it try not to bruise it buy time don't lose it
The reflex is a lonely child just waiting by the park
The reflex is in charge of finding treasure in the dark
And watching over lucky clover isn't that bizarre
Every little thing the reflex does leaves me answered with a question mark
Oh the reflex what a game he's hiding all the cards
The reflex is in charge of finding a treasure in the dark
And watching over lucky clover isn't that bizarre
Everylittle thing the reflex does leaves you answered with a question mark
----------------------
You've gone too far this time but I'm dancing on the valentine
I tell you somebody's fooling around with my chances on the dangerline
I'll cross that bridge when I find it another day to make my stand oh-woah
High time is no time for deciding if I should find a helping hand oh-whoa
Why don't you use it try not to bruise it buy time don't lose it
Why don't you use it try not to bruise it buy time don't lose it
The reflex is a lonely child just waiting by the park
The reflex is in charge of finding a treasure in the dark
And watching over lucky clover isn't that bizarre
Every little thing the reflex does leaves you answered with a question mark
I'm on a ride and I wanna get off but they won't slow down the roundabout
I sold the Renoir and the TV set don't wanna be around when this gets out
So why don't you use it try not to bruise it buy time don't lose it
Why don't you use it try not to bruise it buy time don't lose it
The reflex is a lonely child he's waiting in the park
The refelx is in charge of finding a treasure in the dark
And watching over lucky clover isn't that bizarre
Every little thing the reflex does leaves you answered with a question mark
So why don't you use it try not to bruise it buy time don't lose it
Why don't you use it try not to bruise it buy time don't lose it
The reflex is a lonely child just waiting by the park
The reflex is in charge of finding treasure in the dark
And watching over lucky clover isn't that bizarre
Every little thing the reflex does leaves me answered with a question mark
Oh the reflex what a game he's hiding all the cards
The reflex is in charge of finding a treasure in the dark
And watching over lucky clover isn't that bizarre
Everylittle thing the reflex does leaves you answered with a question mark
maandag 17 november 2008 om 22:59
Ranzig:
My Neck, My Back (Dirty Version)"
All you ladies pop your pussy like this
Shake your body, don't stop, don't miss
All you ladies pop your pussy like this
Shake your body, don't stop, don't miss
Just do it, do it, do it, do it, do it now
Lick it good suck this pussy, just like you should
Right now, Lick it good
suck this pussy just like you should
My Neck, my back
Lick my pussy and my crack,
My Neck, my back
Lick my pussy and my crack
My Neck, my back
Lick my pussy and my crack
My Neck, my back
Lick my pussy and my crack
My Neck, my back
Lick my pussy and my crack
First you gotta put your neck into it
Don't stop, just do, do it
Then you roll your tongue, from the crack back to the front
then suck it off til I shake and cum nigga
make sure I keep bustin nuts nigga
all over your face and stuff
slow head show me so much love
the best head comes from a thug
the dick good dick big and long
slow fuckin til the crack of dawn
on the edge makin faces n stuff
Through the night, making so much love
Dead sleep when the sun comes up
So, lick it now, lick it good
Lick this pussy just like you should
Right now, lick it good
Lick this pussy just like you should
[Chorus]
My Neck, my back
Lick my pussy and my crack
My Neck, my back
Lick my pussy and my crack
You might roll dubs, you might have G's
But fuck that nigga, get on your knees
A bitch like me moans and screams
Thug misses know what I mean
At the club so fresh, so clean
Hoes hatin' niggas watchin' me
So hot in the line, on green
With a unit on my face, so mean
I gotta pick which nigga I need
to suck a thug nigga satisfy me
Try me nigga I'll make you see
them bitches aint got shit on me
So, lick it now, lick it good
Lick this pussy just like you should
Right now, lick it good
Lick this pussy just like you should
My Neck, my back
Lick my pussy and my crack
My Neck, my back
Lick my pussy and my crack
So, lick it now, lick it good
Suck this pussy just like you should
Right now, lick it good
Suck this pussy just like you should
My Neck, my back
Lick my pussy and my crack
My Neck, my back
Lick my pussy and my crack
En alle shit van Shakira is ZO slecht. Spaans EN Engels. Zelfs in Oost-Mongools zal het niet klinken ben ik bang.
My Neck, My Back (Dirty Version)"
All you ladies pop your pussy like this
Shake your body, don't stop, don't miss
All you ladies pop your pussy like this
Shake your body, don't stop, don't miss
Just do it, do it, do it, do it, do it now
Lick it good suck this pussy, just like you should
Right now, Lick it good
suck this pussy just like you should
My Neck, my back
Lick my pussy and my crack,
My Neck, my back
Lick my pussy and my crack
My Neck, my back
Lick my pussy and my crack
My Neck, my back
Lick my pussy and my crack
My Neck, my back
Lick my pussy and my crack
First you gotta put your neck into it
Don't stop, just do, do it
Then you roll your tongue, from the crack back to the front
then suck it off til I shake and cum nigga
make sure I keep bustin nuts nigga
all over your face and stuff
slow head show me so much love
the best head comes from a thug
the dick good dick big and long
slow fuckin til the crack of dawn
on the edge makin faces n stuff
Through the night, making so much love
Dead sleep when the sun comes up
So, lick it now, lick it good
Lick this pussy just like you should
Right now, lick it good
Lick this pussy just like you should
[Chorus]
My Neck, my back
Lick my pussy and my crack
My Neck, my back
Lick my pussy and my crack
You might roll dubs, you might have G's
But fuck that nigga, get on your knees
A bitch like me moans and screams
Thug misses know what I mean
At the club so fresh, so clean
Hoes hatin' niggas watchin' me
So hot in the line, on green
With a unit on my face, so mean
I gotta pick which nigga I need
to suck a thug nigga satisfy me
Try me nigga I'll make you see
them bitches aint got shit on me
So, lick it now, lick it good
Lick this pussy just like you should
Right now, lick it good
Lick this pussy just like you should
My Neck, my back
Lick my pussy and my crack
My Neck, my back
Lick my pussy and my crack
So, lick it now, lick it good
Suck this pussy just like you should
Right now, lick it good
Suck this pussy just like you should
My Neck, my back
Lick my pussy and my crack
My Neck, my back
Lick my pussy and my crack
En alle shit van Shakira is ZO slecht. Spaans EN Engels. Zelfs in Oost-Mongools zal het niet klinken ben ik bang.