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donderdag 29 juli 2010 om 23:02
Hallo allen. Ik heb de eer het tweede kletstopic te openen!
Er gelden een paar regels, opgesteld door engel 3:
- Alle gewone forumregels gelden hier ook! Dat betekent dus óók: niet hengelen, niet linken naar of plaatsen van pornografisch materiaal, geen 'opgeilverhaaltjes' (expliciete erotische verhalen).
- Er is één sekskletstopic, dat is deze. Op dit topic is iedereen die zich aan de regels houdt welkom!
- In de andere topics op de sekspijler wordt niet doorgekletst, geslowchat, of wat dan ook. Daar is dit topic, en dit topic alleen voor.
Tot slot: mocht dit topic allerhande nieuwe hengelaars aantrekken, doe jezelf en mij een lol, en druk op die toverstaf .
Heel veel plezier!!
En een dikke kus van Roos.
Er gelden een paar regels, opgesteld door engel 3:
- Alle gewone forumregels gelden hier ook! Dat betekent dus óók: niet hengelen, niet linken naar of plaatsen van pornografisch materiaal, geen 'opgeilverhaaltjes' (expliciete erotische verhalen).
- Er is één sekskletstopic, dat is deze. Op dit topic is iedereen die zich aan de regels houdt welkom!
- In de andere topics op de sekspijler wordt niet doorgekletst, geslowchat, of wat dan ook. Daar is dit topic, en dit topic alleen voor.
Tot slot: mocht dit topic allerhande nieuwe hengelaars aantrekken, doe jezelf en mij een lol, en druk op die toverstaf .
Heel veel plezier!!
En een dikke kus van Roos.
maandag 9 augustus 2010 om 03:04
The Lovable Doofus!
You have 28% Ultimate Sexpertise!
Hmm.. I see. Well, you scored Steve Martin because you know enough to not make you a total loser, which is also enough to coerce people into bed with you. I suggest you use the little you know to poke fun at yourself... humor IS sexy, after all. “Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.” - Steve Martin
You have 28% Ultimate Sexpertise!
Hmm.. I see. Well, you scored Steve Martin because you know enough to not make you a total loser, which is also enough to coerce people into bed with you. I suggest you use the little you know to poke fun at yourself... humor IS sexy, after all. “Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.” - Steve Martin
maandag 9 augustus 2010 om 03:09
Pretty Messy
You scored 79% Dirtiness!
Your score indicates that your mind is on its way to true dirty status. You've passed the test, but there are some things you could work on. You appreciate dirty things and you wouldn't call your thoughts pure, but you haven't gone completely dirty. You don't have a hard time thinking dirty, but you're probably less driven to do so than someone with a true dirty mind.
You scored 79% Dirtiness!
Your score indicates that your mind is on its way to true dirty status. You've passed the test, but there are some things you could work on. You appreciate dirty things and you wouldn't call your thoughts pure, but you haven't gone completely dirty. You don't have a hard time thinking dirty, but you're probably less driven to do so than someone with a true dirty mind.
maandag 9 augustus 2010 om 03:10
The Smartass!
You have 35% Ultimate Sexpertise!
Ha! You scored as Woody Allen, who is known for his hilarious commentary on sex and sexuality, as well as being romantically involved with his ex-wife's young adopted daughter. He made some movies or something too. Anyway, kudos. You're a sexpert in nerd disguise. "The prison psychiatrist asked me if I thought sex was dirty. I told him only when it's done right." - Woody Allen
You have 35% Ultimate Sexpertise!
Ha! You scored as Woody Allen, who is known for his hilarious commentary on sex and sexuality, as well as being romantically involved with his ex-wife's young adopted daughter. He made some movies or something too. Anyway, kudos. You're a sexpert in nerd disguise. "The prison psychiatrist asked me if I thought sex was dirty. I told him only when it's done right." - Woody Allen
maandag 9 augustus 2010 om 03:14
Ik scoor hoger
Filthy
You scored 90% Dirtiness!
Judging by your score, your mind is a wasteland of perversion and impurity. Congratulations! You are officially in possession of a dirty mind. You probably enjoy dirty jokes very much and appreciate the sexy things in life. Thinking about sex is something you do often, and you probably wonder why other people can't loosen up.
Filthy
You scored 90% Dirtiness!
Judging by your score, your mind is a wasteland of perversion and impurity. Congratulations! You are officially in possession of a dirty mind. You probably enjoy dirty jokes very much and appreciate the sexy things in life. Thinking about sex is something you do often, and you probably wonder why other people can't loosen up.
maandag 9 augustus 2010 om 03:16
Cookies & Cream
You scored 72 flavorings!
Mmm, tasty. You're having cookies and cream flavored sex. It has a base of cream, which is more than plain vanilla, so your sex is more exciting than that of chocolate chip, or cookie dough. Your flavor also has delicious cookies blended in with it, creating a whole new deliciousness.
You scored 72 flavorings!
Mmm, tasty. You're having cookies and cream flavored sex. It has a base of cream, which is more than plain vanilla, so your sex is more exciting than that of chocolate chip, or cookie dough. Your flavor also has delicious cookies blended in with it, creating a whole new deliciousness.
maandag 9 augustus 2010 om 03:19
Cookies & Cream
You scored 62 flavorings!
Mmm, tasty. You're having cookies and cream flavored sex. It has a base of cream, which is more than plain vanilla, so your sex is more exciting than that of chocolate chip, or cookie dough. Your flavor also has delicious cookies blended in with it, creating a whole new deliciousness.
You scored 62 flavorings!
Mmm, tasty. You're having cookies and cream flavored sex. It has a base of cream, which is more than plain vanilla, so your sex is more exciting than that of chocolate chip, or cookie dough. Your flavor also has delicious cookies blended in with it, creating a whole new deliciousness.
maandag 9 augustus 2010 om 03:29
Ow ow...
Easy to Please
You had sex with 14 out of 21!
You are easy to please. You are less selective than average when choosing females, showing an interest in some of the women that most ignore. Of the 21 women I showed you, you rejected at most 8, meaning you you'd get in the sack with approximately 2 out of 3.
It is likely that in your everyday life you see plenty of girls you'd jump at the chance to jump.
Test results are categorized into 8 levels of pickiness, as the graph to the right shows. You are the #5, fifth most critical, test taker.
You are more forgiving of physical flaws than others. Also, you are more likely to dig sloppy women.
Easy to Please
You had sex with 14 out of 21!
You are easy to please. You are less selective than average when choosing females, showing an interest in some of the women that most ignore. Of the 21 women I showed you, you rejected at most 8, meaning you you'd get in the sack with approximately 2 out of 3.
It is likely that in your everyday life you see plenty of girls you'd jump at the chance to jump.
Test results are categorized into 8 levels of pickiness, as the graph to the right shows. You are the #5, fifth most critical, test taker.
You are more forgiving of physical flaws than others. Also, you are more likely to dig sloppy women.
maandag 9 augustus 2010 om 03:32
maandag 9 augustus 2010 om 03:35
Anytime!
You scored 83% fuckability!
I would do you anytime. You are hot, experienced and not ashamed of anything. You don't mind to stop having sex to make a joint or to just lay next to each other naked. Blindfolding, tying up, laughing gas, you'll try it all and like it And you are also interested in the pleasure of your partner. Don't change a thing!
